Hardrada
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That I had a gf who was about to have a baby
And for some reason I was sitting outside a pub like the pub was the hospital and she was gonna have the baby there
And then for some reason I started running around the neighborhood looking for a place to stay and cuz I had nowhere I got angry and pulled out a compass I forgot fuck knows reason had in my pocket and smashed it on the ground
Then all of a sudden this local celebrity came with his friend and two hot girls to pick me up in his car and take me somewhere. The girl had to kiss me for some kind of advert and immediately after kissing me on the cheek she said "ewwwww" and I said Jesus Christ it's not gonna kill you. Then we got to this field/park and there were ppl sitting together in groups everywhere and there were multi coloured balloons everywhere and from somewhere I got tinted glasses and that was that
And for some reason I was sitting outside a pub like the pub was the hospital and she was gonna have the baby there
And then for some reason I started running around the neighborhood looking for a place to stay and cuz I had nowhere I got angry and pulled out a compass I forgot fuck knows reason had in my pocket and smashed it on the ground
Then all of a sudden this local celebrity came with his friend and two hot girls to pick me up in his car and take me somewhere. The girl had to kiss me for some kind of advert and immediately after kissing me on the cheek she said "ewwwww" and I said Jesus Christ it's not gonna kill you. Then we got to this field/park and there were ppl sitting together in groups everywhere and there were multi coloured balloons everywhere and from somewhere I got tinted glasses and that was that
