NuclearBrainReturns
Matthew 4:1-11
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So many things happened.
Ended up going to this really posh area to start with and I was taller than about 60% of the guys there (weird right? you'd think they would be taller cuz they are higher class but no). Was standing outside talking to my mates when this girl sees I'm really tanned and sunburned and starts rubbing suncream on the back of my neck and my forehead and giving me a neck massage. It was really good tbh I complemented her massaging skills. I asked her for her number and she was like "sorry ive got a boyfriend". I was like wtf you just gave me a neck massage but she obviously didn't think anything of it even though its a very sensual thing to do to a complete stranger. Might have been accent failo cuz I don't sound posh like her.
We met this guy on the street who had like a medium sized sandwich bag completely filled with coke and he let us do a few lines in the toilets with him. Was really good stuff tbh best coke I've had in my life. But the nightlife in that posh bit was getting a bit dull so we decided to go to Edinburgh
Friend got hit by a car in Edinburgh crossing the road. He is completely unscathed though cuz it wasnt going that fast. Then we had a guy beating randoms up outside a pub looking for a fight from every dude in the vicinity. This massive 6'5 roider picks him up and slams him into one of those big green bins that sit in alleyways and he is completely knocked out. Everyones like "WAAAAAYYYYY" and just leaves him there. Must have been causing problems for ages tbh.
Then I run into this half white half black girl and I was chatting her up. I rolled a joint whilst we were talking and asked if she wanted some. But she said she was working so couldn't then she started getting all weird with me. Asked for her number anyway but she was like "nah got a bf" and got up and left
The guy that got hit by the car ends up disappearing and my other mate decides to climb on top of one of those monuments with the horses and that on it. He falls off cuz hes completely wrecked but manages to catch his foot on part of the metal and prevents himself from smashing his head open.
Then I started blacking out cuz of the drugs and alcohol and I wake up in a random car with him and some hippie dude driving somewhere. We sleep over at this fucking random dudes house and listen to music and chat with him till like 6am. He had a wife and kids and stuff and told them he found us milling about Princes Street (in Edinburgh) and we looked too fucked up to get a train home. So we just chilled at his adn then went home. I gave him £20 for keeping us tbh he was a nice bloke.
Ended up going to this really posh area to start with and I was taller than about 60% of the guys there (weird right? you'd think they would be taller cuz they are higher class but no). Was standing outside talking to my mates when this girl sees I'm really tanned and sunburned and starts rubbing suncream on the back of my neck and my forehead and giving me a neck massage. It was really good tbh I complemented her massaging skills. I asked her for her number and she was like "sorry ive got a boyfriend". I was like wtf you just gave me a neck massage but she obviously didn't think anything of it even though its a very sensual thing to do to a complete stranger. Might have been accent failo cuz I don't sound posh like her.
We met this guy on the street who had like a medium sized sandwich bag completely filled with coke and he let us do a few lines in the toilets with him. Was really good stuff tbh best coke I've had in my life. But the nightlife in that posh bit was getting a bit dull so we decided to go to Edinburgh
Friend got hit by a car in Edinburgh crossing the road. He is completely unscathed though cuz it wasnt going that fast. Then we had a guy beating randoms up outside a pub looking for a fight from every dude in the vicinity. This massive 6'5 roider picks him up and slams him into one of those big green bins that sit in alleyways and he is completely knocked out. Everyones like "WAAAAAYYYYY" and just leaves him there. Must have been causing problems for ages tbh.
Then I run into this half white half black girl and I was chatting her up. I rolled a joint whilst we were talking and asked if she wanted some. But she said she was working so couldn't then she started getting all weird with me. Asked for her number anyway but she was like "nah got a bf" and got up and left
The guy that got hit by the car ends up disappearing and my other mate decides to climb on top of one of those monuments with the horses and that on it. He falls off cuz hes completely wrecked but manages to catch his foot on part of the metal and prevents himself from smashing his head open.
Then I started blacking out cuz of the drugs and alcohol and I wake up in a random car with him and some hippie dude driving somewhere. We sleep over at this fucking random dudes house and listen to music and chat with him till like 6am. He had a wife and kids and stuff and told them he found us milling about Princes Street (in Edinburgh) and we looked too fucked up to get a train home. So we just chilled at his adn then went home. I gave him £20 for keeping us tbh he was a nice bloke.
