NuclearBrainReturns
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I went to my friends house with my other mate we'll call him Adam, then we went to a pub and there were like weirdly a lot of like 16 year olds with their mum adn dad singing on a kareoke. There was this fat weird looking guy taking it really seriously singing love songs when theres like 14 year olds with their mum and dad and that. hahahaha
was so fucking cringe but he was a really good singer.
We went outside for a cig and we ran into this guy with a pink mohawk and walking around carrying stilts like those juggling stilts. Turns out he does circus shit and performs around the country.
then we ran into a woman from zimbabwe who moved here (some refugee) and we took her to a bus stop cuz she didnt know where she was. I thought i was gonna get fucking kidnapped cuz she was like "oh i'll take you to zimbabwe hehehe" when i said i hadnt been there which was like funny but i was a bit concerned i was gonna get kidnapped man
then we went to another pub cuz there was a few of them about. We smoked a cigarette and this old guy was talking to us.
Turns out he's a jewish rabbi thats here on holiday from england. I had a moment where I thoiught "what would be an appropriately funny joke to make without it being offensive?"
So I said and pointed to each of us, "A protestant, a catholic and a jew go to a pub..." cuz me my friend and the jewish guy
Bizarre as fuck man.
It was like I was walking about in like idk skyrim or grand theft auto or some shit or like the "strangers and freaks/stranger missions" from red dead and gta.
It was like running into that guy in rdr2 who is looking for the map drawings and he teleports back to the future in rdr 2
was so fucking cringe but he was a really good singer.
We went outside for a cig and we ran into this guy with a pink mohawk and walking around carrying stilts like those juggling stilts. Turns out he does circus shit and performs around the country.
then we ran into a woman from zimbabwe who moved here (some refugee) and we took her to a bus stop cuz she didnt know where she was. I thought i was gonna get fucking kidnapped cuz she was like "oh i'll take you to zimbabwe hehehe" when i said i hadnt been there which was like funny but i was a bit concerned i was gonna get kidnapped man
then we went to another pub cuz there was a few of them about. We smoked a cigarette and this old guy was talking to us.
Turns out he's a jewish rabbi thats here on holiday from england. I had a moment where I thoiught "what would be an appropriately funny joke to make without it being offensive?"
So I said and pointed to each of us, "A protestant, a catholic and a jew go to a pub..." cuz me my friend and the jewish guy
Bizarre as fuck man.
It was like I was walking about in like idk skyrim or grand theft auto or some shit or like the "strangers and freaks/stranger missions" from red dead and gta.
It was like running into that guy in rdr2 who is looking for the map drawings and he teleports back to the future in rdr 2
