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So I joined a new department at work and had to introduce myself to the group, they said "tell us a bit about yourself". I just stood up and said:

"I'm a sub6 ethnic male living in London in 2023, therefore I'm condemned to a life of suffering till my last breath" and just sat down. Fuck jestermaxxing for these normies, from now on I'm just gonna say it how it is. Real talk. Keepin it 💯


@defezman @mrriceguy @ReadBooksEveryday @mecha72
 
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tales from the mumbai call center
 
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So I joined a new department at work and had to introduce myself to the group, they said "tell us a bit about yourself". I just stood up and said:

"I'm a sub6 ethnic male living in London in 2023, therefore I'm condemned to a life of suffering till my last breath" and just sat down. Fuck jestermaxxing for these normies, from now on I'm just gonna say it how it is. Real talk. Keepin it 💯


@defezman @mrriceguy @ReadBooksEveryday @mecha72
were my next psl irl cage story
 
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OP in the mental asylum shortly after
 
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You wouldn’t have been incel if you choose to live in Wembley. You chose inceldom
 
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You wouldn’t have been incel if you choose to live in Wembley. You chose inceldom

That's so true. Average low inhib Curry mogger from Wembley:

 
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and they instantly gave you a raise for being so based and blackpilled💯
 
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So I joined a new department at work and had to introduce myself to the group, they said "tell us a bit about yourself". I just stood up and said:

"I'm a sub6 ethnic male living in London in 2023, therefore I'm condemned to a life of suffering till my last breath" and just sat down. Fuck jestermaxxing for these normies, from now on I'm just gonna say it how it is. Real talk. Keepin it 💯


@defezman @mrriceguy @ReadBooksEveryday @mecha72
That's why you needed to take a 8 day break?
 
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Yes I was wageslaving to an extent that no human should ever have to endure
What they got you working bro
Come work for me I'll give you 10 euros an hour
 
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What they got you working bro
Come work for me I'll give you 10 euros an hour

Fuckin office job man. Long ass hours. Pay is decent though. I just pray that crypto can save me from the rat race
 
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