T4deoIncel0s
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Hello cuties, im Tadeo and here my mega guide of hair and haircute, i hope this will help you to go from subhuman to ltn, my baby.
AESTHETIC BASICS OF HAIR
Some Facts:
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT:Before cutting, you have to diagnose. Use a well-lit, unfiltered front and side photo. From there:
Types of faces:
Before you start styling, you need to know what you've got in your head faggotie.
HAIRCUT - ACCORDING TO SYMMETRY & SKULL
Styling doubles the impact of the cut, my chad, this is very important, is law.
Basic principles:
Your scalp is skin. So:
If you are losing hair, my buddy:
Self-assessment:
Sorry, It initially had images but I've been trying to upload them for 25 minutes and it doesn't work, sorry I tried, I'll see if it lets me upload them later or I'll re-upload the guide later, sorry.
AESTHETIC BASICS OF HAIR
Men's hair is not just a matter of aesthetics: it is a strategic tool for social projection. In terms of facial perception, hair acts as a “visual frame” that modifies the geometry of your face: it can soften harsh features, reinforce weak structures, or balance asymmetries. A good hairstyle can simulate a better jawline, shorten a very long face, or lengthen a very round face.
Yes my faggot, studies in psychology show that thick, clean, healthy hair is associated with health, favorable genetics, and virility. Therefore, hair is not an accessory, is a very very strong part of your visual language.Some Facts:
- Perception of symmetry: Well-styled hair balances facial asymmetries, making a wide jaw or prominent forehead look harmonious.
- Projection of health: Thick, shiny, well-groomed hair is subconsciously synonymous with good health, youth, and favorable genetics.
- Modulation of facial shape: Hair can visually lengthen a round face or soften sharp angles, creating an aesthetic effect that alters your natural “frame.”
- Summary: Mastering your hair is like controlling your first social filter, where your physical appearance speaks without you saying a word.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT:Before cutting, you have to diagnose. Use a well-lit, unfiltered front and side photo. From there:
Types of faces:
- Oval faces: balanced proportions, adaptable to almost all cuts.
- Square faces: pronounced jawline, best suited to clean, structured cuts.
- Round faces: wide cheeks, best styled with volume at the top.
- Long faces: avoid excessive volume at the top; ideal cuts with some weight on the sides.
- Triangular/inverted faces: wide jaw or broad forehead; the goal is to balance.
- Brachycephalic: wider than long, favors cuts with lateral definition.
- Mesocephalic: balanced proportions, very versatile.
- Dolichocephalic: longer than wide, ideal for lower styles or styles with little volume.
Before you start styling, you need to know what you've got in your head faggotie.
Texture: determines how your hair behaves
- Straight: Easy to style, but can fall flat. Needs products to add volume and texture.
- Wavy: Naturally voluminous, flexible for layered cuts.
- Curly: High volume, requires intense hydration and specific techniques to define curls.
- Afro: Maximum density, very thick texture, requires specialized cuts and care, my niggas.
Thickness: fine (less structure), medium (versatile), thick (voluminous, but difficult to tame).
Density: key to choosing whether you can wear if extreme layers or need cuts with coverage.
Growth direction: determines whether you can comb your hair back, to the side, or if you need to texturize it.
HAIRCUT - ACCORDING TO SYMMETRY & SKULL
This is where the visual magic happens, the moment you ascend.
The ideal haircut should:- Align your facial symmetry.
- Create the illusion of structural harmony.
- Project health, cleanliness, and masculinity.
- Buzzcut: brutat buddy. Only if you have good bone structure, not for incels. Ideal for men with incipient baldness like you.
- French crop or modern Caesar: hides receding hairlines, adds texture. Perfect for straight hair.
- Classic taper: timeless, perfect. Goes well with all face types.
- Low fade + texture: versatile. Visually lengthens and stylizes.
- Moderate pompadour: strategic volume for wide or round faces.
- Soft layered: the European holy grail. Soft, masculine cut, without exaggeration, perfect.
- Asian cuts (two block, middle part): flatter long or soft faces, for my ricecels.
Styling doubles the impact of the cut, my chad, this is very important, is law.
Basic principles:
- Direction matters: never force against your natural pattern, neverrrr.
- Strategic drying = 70% of the result. Use a warm air dryer and a round or flat brush to shape.
- Wax: control, natural result.
- Pomade: more shine, ideal for classic cuts.
- Clay: matte volume, perfect for textured hairstyles.
- Texturizing powder: + volume and structure for fine hair.
- Correct order: damp hair > pre-styler (if you use one) > directional drying > final product.
Your scalp is skin. So:
- Wash 2-3 times a week with sulfate-free shampoo. If you train daily, rinse with water only on some days.
- Always use conditioner after shampooing to seal the cuticles.
- Natural masks (once a week): egg + olive oil, or avocado + honey.
- Exfoliate your scalp with fine sea salt or salicylic acid every two weeks.
- Apply rosemary or castor oil to weak areas (and massage for 5 minutes of course)
- Very hot water, this is so bad.
- Alcohol-based gels, pls.
- Tight hairstyles
- Sleeping with wet hair, bro, dont do that
- Biotin (B7): hair cell growth.
- Zinc: regulates sebum and hormonal function.
- Omega-3: reduces inflammation.
- MSM: precursor of collagen and keratin.
- Saw Palmetto: anti-DHT, useful if there is a genetic predisposition to alopecia.
- Lean protein (chicken, eggs, legumes)
- Nuts (almonds, walnuts)
- Iron-rich vegetables (spinach, kale)
- Antioxidant fruits (blueberries, kiwi)
Hair enhances everything bro, everything.
- Eyebrows: clean, defined = balanced upper frame.
- Beard: can soften or harden features depending on length and shape.
- Worked neck/trapezius muscles: reinforce the jawline.
- Glasses: can emphasize symmetry or distort it. Choose based on the shape of your face.
If you are losing hair, my buddy:
- Use 5% minoxidil night and day. Apply it consistently.
- Add oral finasteride (consult your doctor first). It lowers the conversion of testosterone to DHT.
- Optional: hair micrografting on receding hairline if loss is advanced.
- Check stress, sleep, diet, chronic inflammation.
- Microneedling (0.5-1 mm dermaroller): stimulates collagen and circulation.
- Rosemary essential oil + dermaroller.
Self-assessment:
Does your current haircut flatter your facial proportions?
Do you understand your hair growth pattern?
Does your style look clean and structured or random?
Common mistakes:- Copying viral hairstyles, bro, without adapting them to your skull is a dead setence.
- Ignoring receding hairlines or uneven hair lines...nothing to say.
- Overdoing volume if you have a long face, tf bro.
- Asymmetrical styles without facial balance
- Very frequent haircuts with inexperienced barbers, ur such a dumb
Sorry, It initially had images but I've been trying to upload them for 25 minutes and it doesn't work, sorry I tried, I'll see if it lets me upload them later or I'll re-upload the guide later, sorry.
