Hair pill in DC Comics

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Lex Luthor was a good guy with a head full of hair.

However, when a fire caught in his lab, Superboy mistakenly used his super-breath to extinguish the flames. This rescue attempt spilled chemicals that caused Luthor to go prematurely bald and destroyed both his Kryptonite cure and his artificial life form.

Going bald turned Lex Luthor evil and he wanted revenge on Superman because he blamed Superman for his baldness.

It's like Lex Luthor's origin story was written by a black piller

 
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"Being bald is a sign of masculinity bro"

Whoever originally came up with that idea must've meant bold not bald :feelskek:
 
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but you know lex rhymes with sex, he fucked lois before clark could lol
 

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