OrthoChud14
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Ik this is snca but I just got fucked up and thought I would rant about it somewhere.
>Be me
>Vacationing in Poland
>16 with an outgrown 90's modcut
>Parents make me get haircut
>Walk in the hot ass weather to a small salon
>The barbers not there
>wait 10 mins for a woman in her 40's to walk in
>Explain to her for 10 mins with pictures and videos what you want as she nods along and says she understands
>Look down as she cuts your mullet/mane
>Realize she cut it way to short
>Tell her to stop making it shorter and focus on adding texture
>She says she understands so you look back down so she can layer it or wtv
>Feel the cold touch of the weird ass razor like thing shes using to cut ur hair scrape your skin (shes giving you a fucking fade)
>Accept that the back is cooked and let her do her thing
>Explain to her that you want the sides cut with scissors
>See out the corner of your eye her bringing out that God forsaken razor thing she was using for the back
>Be a pushover and let the old lady do what she wants
>Tell her very clearly to cut the fringe with texture techniques like point cutting and show her video examples
>Look up at the path of her scissors and notice they're going horizontal... Shes giving you a fucking bowl cut
>Work up the courage to tell her to cut like you asked he to
>She says she knows what shes doing...
>You accept defeat as you see your hair lie flat on your forehead
>She demands to wash your hair and you fold
>It feels good for a bit until she starts putting some shampoo in your hair
>You dont use shampoo a lot but let it be because it was about time for shampoo day
>She finishes washing and you look to your right and have to hold back tears as you notice its a womens shampoo for straightening hair
>In the end she adds a shit ton of some sort of texture powder just for it to not really do much
>Hold in your tears as you walk home with your parents commenting on how handsome you are (I have a fucking bowl cut)
>Think about getting a buzz and restarting until you remember your hairline is fucked
>Accept defeat for the 5th time today and decide that your going to grow out your hair for a year and give yourself a touch up to the fringe when you get home
>realize the airbnb has no fucking scissors.
rope jk
>Be me
>Vacationing in Poland
>16 with an outgrown 90's modcut
>Parents make me get haircut
>Walk in the hot ass weather to a small salon
>The barbers not there
>wait 10 mins for a woman in her 40's to walk in
>Explain to her for 10 mins with pictures and videos what you want as she nods along and says she understands
>Look down as she cuts your mullet/mane
>Realize she cut it way to short
>Tell her to stop making it shorter and focus on adding texture
>She says she understands so you look back down so she can layer it or wtv
>Feel the cold touch of the weird ass razor like thing shes using to cut ur hair scrape your skin (shes giving you a fucking fade)
>Accept that the back is cooked and let her do her thing
>Explain to her that you want the sides cut with scissors
>See out the corner of your eye her bringing out that God forsaken razor thing she was using for the back
>Be a pushover and let the old lady do what she wants
>Tell her very clearly to cut the fringe with texture techniques like point cutting and show her video examples
>Look up at the path of her scissors and notice they're going horizontal... Shes giving you a fucking bowl cut
>Work up the courage to tell her to cut like you asked he to
>She says she knows what shes doing...
>You accept defeat as you see your hair lie flat on your forehead
>She demands to wash your hair and you fold
>It feels good for a bit until she starts putting some shampoo in your hair
>You dont use shampoo a lot but let it be because it was about time for shampoo day
>She finishes washing and you look to your right and have to hold back tears as you notice its a womens shampoo for straightening hair
>In the end she adds a shit ton of some sort of texture powder just for it to not really do much
>Hold in your tears as you walk home with your parents commenting on how handsome you are (I have a fucking bowl cut)
>Think about getting a buzz and restarting until you remember your hairline is fucked
>Accept defeat for the 5th time today and decide that your going to grow out your hair for a year and give yourself a touch up to the fringe when you get home
>realize the airbnb has no fucking scissors.
rope jk
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