Lorsss
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tomorrow it's halloween, my favorite consumist event!
what is the best part of halloween? of course the costume parties!
what makes costume parties so special? the fact this is the only day that you can wear a shit ton of makeup for your costume without risking appearing gay!
women know how to hide their subhuman flaws with fakeup to slay top tier-chads so they put a shit ton of makeup on their face everyday.
Now it's time to take your revenge and ascend to chad with your halloween costume for one night!
manlet? just wear big boots with 5cm shoe lifts
this night you will heightmog all other guys and take the attenction of all women. just dress like a knight and wear boots like this
indian shitskin or pizza face acne?
today you can wear a shit ton of white foundation for a zombie-makeup to get a perfect skin. this guy also found a way to hide his negroid nose with this artistic makeup
balding? use a wig in your costume
needless to say you can include a wig in your costume to hide your subhuman recessed hairline
suicidal mouth area?
if your mouth is narrow and is similar to @fatman0's one, you may paint your lips with lipstick and become a vampire.
subhuman eye area and browridge?
just wear a makeup with black color around your eyes. it fits in all halloween costumes like the zombie, the skeleton, the vampire, frankenstein etc
"but Lorss there is no halloween makeup for my recessed jaw!"
then the perfect halloween costume for you is this: just take a fake beard and ogremaxx with the killer lumberjack costume
still too ugly to slay?
then wear a mask to cover your face, if you are tall enough you can slay, (as long as you never take off the mask)
what is the best part of halloween? of course the costume parties!
what makes costume parties so special? the fact this is the only day that you can wear a shit ton of makeup for your costume without risking appearing gay!
women know how to hide their subhuman flaws with fakeup to slay top tier-chads so they put a shit ton of makeup on their face everyday.
Now it's time to take your revenge and ascend to chad with your halloween costume for one night!
manlet? just wear big boots with 5cm shoe lifts
this night you will heightmog all other guys and take the attenction of all women. just dress like a knight and wear boots like this
indian shitskin or pizza face acne?
today you can wear a shit ton of white foundation for a zombie-makeup to get a perfect skin. this guy also found a way to hide his negroid nose with this artistic makeup
balding? use a wig in your costume
needless to say you can include a wig in your costume to hide your subhuman recessed hairline
suicidal mouth area?
if your mouth is narrow and is similar to @fatman0's one, you may paint your lips with lipstick and become a vampire.
subhuman eye area and browridge?
just wear a makeup with black color around your eyes. it fits in all halloween costumes like the zombie, the skeleton, the vampire, frankenstein etc
"but Lorss there is no halloween makeup for my recessed jaw!"
then the perfect halloween costume for you is this: just take a fake beard and ogremaxx with the killer lumberjack costume
still too ugly to slay?
then wear a mask to cover your face, if you are tall enough you can slay, (as long as you never take off the mask)
