Hallstatt True Protestant gets LL to go from 5’8 to 6’1

[Prøphet]

Holy shit

ropefuel for all of us

This guy has the best pheno possible he’s CL and he’s still getting fuckin LL jfl

Is hypergamy really this bad

 

[Prøphet]

@tansel @FiendFiend @valentine

 

[valentine]

damnnnn
it's over

 

[Prøphet]

damnnnn
it's over

He will be a mutant after

Less appeal but higher PSL

 

[tansel]

you can’t go from 5’8 to 6’1 with just one LL lol

he prob went from 5’8 to 5’11

 

[Joeseminate]

we need to give all mtn+ height reudction surgery

 

[Prøphet]

you can’t go from 5’8 to 6’1 with just one LL lol

he prob went from 5’8 to 5’11

I just checked

Apparently he was 5’9

And now he’s 6’0.5

 

[tansel]

I just checked

Apparently he was 5’9

And now he’s 6’0.5

yeah makes sense lol

pretty stupid to pay $100k for that when you can just height fraud

i’m 5’9 & i fraud to 5’10.5/5’11 comfortably 24/7

even in my own home

 

[iblamerickyd]

we need to give all mtn+ height reudction surgery

bro I'm already 5'8 gimme a break

 

[Prøphet]

yeah makes sense lol

pretty stupid to pay $100k for that when you can just height fraud

i’m 5’9 & i fraud to 5’10.5/5’11 comfortably 24/7

even in my own home

Wdym in your own home jfl

Do you wear lifts inside your socks

I just wear Jordan’s and people assume I’m 5’11, thick ass shoes

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

he couldn't compare to all the other 6,3ft nordic cl and chads you see every time you go out clubbing

 

[tansel]

Wdym in your own home jfl

Do you wear lifts inside your socks

I just wear Jordan’s and people assume I’m 5’11, thick ass shoes

i hope you are familiar with the brand conzuri

back in the day they released a pair of shoes called nomads

which are essentially uggs

& they boost ur height by 1.5 inches

they don’t sell them anymore but they’re very confortable shoes

 

[Prøphet]

i hope you are familiar with the brand conzuri

back in the day they released a pair of shoes called nomads

which are essentially uggs

& they boost ur height by 1.5 inches

they don’t sell them anymore but they’re very confortable shoes

Oh nice

I think I’ve heard about them from k shami or some other influencer

They’re platform shoes right so you don’t even need insoles

 

[tansel]

Oh nice

I think I’ve heard about them from k shami or some other influencer

They’re platform shoes right so you don’t even need insoles

yeah haha

theres obv better looking platforms

but the uggs were sold by them alone

& man

the difference between being 5’9 & 5’10.5

is otherworldly

if i can just get a canthopexy for those almond eyes

& some co2 laser

i might find some semblance of happiness