Hamsters are such a garbage pet

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“Muh starter pet” my ass, theyre useless

I remember i researched them a ton back in like 2019 and realised theyre so bad

Such high maintenance, many things bought need to be specific to them so they have no health issues

And they can die in the most retarded fucking ways, pretty much anything kills them
 
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What do they even do
 
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if your a grown ass man with a hamster you gotta rethink your life fr
 
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“Muh starter pet” my ass, theyre useless

I remember i researched them a ton back in like 2019 and realised theyre so bad

Such high maintenance, many things bought need to be specific to them so they have no health issues

And they can die in the most retarded fucking ways, pretty much anythings kill them
my cousin's hamster died without knowing the reason:feelskek:
 
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“Muh starter pet” my ass, theyre useless

I remember i researched them a ton back in like 2019 and realised theyre so bad

Such high maintenance, many things bought need to be specific to them so they have no health issues

And they can die in the most retarded fucking ways, pretty much anythings kill them
My friends hamster ran into a fire and cooked itself
 
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my cousin's hamster died without knowing the reason:feelskek:
Lil nigga probably bit his way through those cheap cages and escaped (cause even though hamsters are tiny they actually need big ass closures with all sorts of things so they dont get depressed or stressed)
 
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“Muh starter pet” my ass, theyre useless

I remember i researched them a ton back in like 2019 and realised theyre so bad

Such high maintenance, many things bought need to be specific to them so they have no health issues

And they can die in the most retarded fucking ways, pretty much anything kills them
useless, tiny and fat. who even has them. dogs and cats are by far superior
 
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useless, tiny and fat. who even has them. dogs and cats are by far superior
Only people who have them are kids gifted to them by their clueless parents, or single women who prolly got tons of stuffed animals on their bed
 
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For some reason, even though i find them cute, i fucking hate them. When i see them, i get this deep primordial rage :lasereyes::lasereyes: I think it's because they're just so useless and pathetic

I used to get live feedings of snakes and frogs eating hamsters recommended on my fyp. I know it’s fucked up, and i hate seeing animals suffer but it brought me some sense of enjoyment seeing hamsters getting obliterated. They are fucking stupid, they would just run straight into their mouth :feelsgah: 🐹
 
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I feed tren and test to my hamster to strength them.
 
i mean they are a good replacement for a soccer ball🤷‍♂️
 
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For some reason, even though i find them cute, i fucking hate them. When i see them, i get this deep primordial rage :lasereyes::lasereyes: I think it's because they're just so useless and pathetic

I used to get live feedings of snakes and frogs eating hamsters recommended on my fyp. I know it’s fucked up, and i hate seeing animals suffer but it brought me some sense of enjoyment seeing hamsters getting obliterated. They are fucking stupid, they would just run straight into their mouth :feelsgah: 🐹
that’s so fucking awesome
 
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I like dogs but the breeds I like are all high maintainance. Cats are better in that sense. But both mog every other kind of pet like hamster, parrot, gold fish etc
 
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Yeah, because animals weren't designed for humans to put them in cages.
 
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For some reason, even though i find them cute, i fucking hate them. When i see them, i get this deep primordial rage :lasereyes::lasereyes: I think it's because they're just so useless and pathetic

I used to get live feedings of snakes and frogs eating hamsters recommended on my fyp. I know it’s fucked up, and i hate seeing animals suffer but it brought me some sense of enjoyment seeing hamsters getting obliterated. They are fucking stupid, they would just run straight into their mouth :feelsgah: 🐹
Cats can also kill snakes and hamsters easily. Especially if it's a wild cat from the street. One of my friends had a cat and every few months it would bring a injured or dead snake or mouse to him. Cats are murder machines
 
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“Muh starter pet” my ass, theyre useless

I remember i researched them a ton back in like 2019 and realised theyre so bad

Such high maintenance, many things bought need to be specific to them so they have no health issues

And they can die in the most retarded fucking ways, pretty much anything kills them
How are they high maintenance tho my friend had a hamster 1.5 years and only fed it some cheap dry food and small portions of the foods he eats like the fruits, veggies, chickens, eggs etc
 
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carnism is completely subjective lmao
Subjective relative to what? Are you some nihilist moron who doesn't believe in morals and basic decency? If so, take the advice I gave you.
 
How are they high maintenance tho my friend had a hamster 1.5 years and only fed it some cheap dry food and small portions of the foods he eats like the fruits, veggies, chickens, eggs etc
Theyre meant to live longer than 1.5 years iirc

Its been a long time since ive researched them but i remember i did a ton cause i wanted one really bad. And by the time i was finished i realised how high maintenance they actually are

I had a whole doc with info written on them, but i cant find it anymore which is annoying me :ogre:
 
Subjective relative to what? Are you some nihilist moron who doesn't believe in morals and basic decency? If so, take the advice I gave you.
carnism is subjective to a persons moral framework. saying that morality involves subjective judgments doesn’t mean i’m a nihlist lmao. it j allows ppl to disagree on the principles which they might use to judge something with
 
dogs and cats mog every other pet to oblivion
 
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“Muh starter pet” my ass, theyre useless

I remember i researched them a ton back in like 2019 and realised theyre so bad

Such high maintenance, many things bought need to be specific to them so they have no health issues

And they can die in the most retarded fucking ways, pretty much anything kills them
thats not crazt to say my nigga its really not

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they just do nothing and die in the dumbest way
 
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“Muh starter pet” my ass, theyre useless

I remember i researched them a ton back in like 2019 and realised theyre so bad

Such high maintenance, many things bought need to be specific to them so they have no health issues

And they can die in the most retarded fucking ways, pretty much anything kills them
Theyre only good for lab tests :lul::feelswhy::feelsuhh:
 
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