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2D:4D FRAUDING
Normies are starting to know about 2D:4D ratio. In reality, it barely matters for masculinity measuring, but if you have a bad ratio people will automatically assume you're genetically low T and roiding to compensate for it. If your ring finger is already slightly longer than your index finger, you don't need to do anything, but if the fingers are the same length or your index is longer than your ring finger, you can do finger shortening surgery for the index, finger lengthening surgery for the ring finger, or both.
COMPLETE FINGER LENGTHENING
If all your fingers' lengths are short, you can do finger lengthening surgery in all of them.
HGH + AI (For teenagers)
High-dose HGH has been proven to significantly increase hand size, finger length and girth. That being said, it only increases finger length in teenagers whose finger growth plates didn't yet close, meaning that if an adult were to HGHmaxx for hand gains, he would get bigger hands at the price of incel fatass fingers.
SYNTHOL (COMPLETELY THEORETICAL, DON'T TRY THIS ON YOUR OWN)
In normal doses, Synthol is great when applied to muscles that can't go through hypertrophy as well as the general muscles. Synthol is basically a medium-chain trygliceride, like olive oil. It is used by bodybuilders to enlarge the muscle fascia in muscles not really favored by genetics, like calves. People like "Russian Popeye" only exist if they overdose on Synthol. In theory, you could inject small doses of Synthol to enlarge the many muscles in your hand and gain hand size.
CIALIS + PARTIAL VASCULAR OCCLUSION + LEANMAXXING
Low-dose cialis, leanmaxxing and partial vascular occlusion in the form of tying something around your deltoids to partially block blood flow will most definitely make your hand veins pop out a little more. If you're dark-skinned, you should still do this but don't expect magical results, as your skin tone naturally makes veins less visible.
(FOR TRUEHANDCELS) HAND TRANSPLANTS
If your hands are incel-tier beyond salvation, you can always do a hand transplant. However, this has many risks, and I'll list them:
1 - Hand transplants aren't done for aesthetic purposes. You'll need to bring a functional excuse, and that means cutting your own hands.
2 - From what I know, it isn't possible to choose the donor, meaning you can get even worse hands.
3 - You'll have to take meds to supress your immune system throughout your whole life so that your body doesn't attack the foreign tissue in the new hand. This doesn't happen if the donor is a close relative, but that's another story
4 - Unlike other parts of the body that automatically function normally when transplanted, the hands don't work this way. You'll need physical therapy for years in order to have functional hands.
5 - The scars and skin color difference will be noticeable. However, when compared to the other issues, this one is pretty small, as there are tattoo shops dedicated for covering scars and unharmonic coloring.
Guide's finished, don't delete it anymore mods
Normies are starting to know about 2D:4D ratio. In reality, it barely matters for masculinity measuring, but if you have a bad ratio people will automatically assume you're genetically low T and roiding to compensate for it. If your ring finger is already slightly longer than your index finger, you don't need to do anything, but if the fingers are the same length or your index is longer than your ring finger, you can do finger shortening surgery for the index, finger lengthening surgery for the ring finger, or both.
COMPLETE FINGER LENGTHENING
If all your fingers' lengths are short, you can do finger lengthening surgery in all of them.
HGH + AI (For teenagers)
High-dose HGH has been proven to significantly increase hand size, finger length and girth. That being said, it only increases finger length in teenagers whose finger growth plates didn't yet close, meaning that if an adult were to HGHmaxx for hand gains, he would get bigger hands at the price of incel fatass fingers.
SYNTHOL (COMPLETELY THEORETICAL, DON'T TRY THIS ON YOUR OWN)
In normal doses, Synthol is great when applied to muscles that can't go through hypertrophy as well as the general muscles. Synthol is basically a medium-chain trygliceride, like olive oil. It is used by bodybuilders to enlarge the muscle fascia in muscles not really favored by genetics, like calves. People like "Russian Popeye" only exist if they overdose on Synthol. In theory, you could inject small doses of Synthol to enlarge the many muscles in your hand and gain hand size.
CIALIS + PARTIAL VASCULAR OCCLUSION + LEANMAXXING
Low-dose cialis, leanmaxxing and partial vascular occlusion in the form of tying something around your deltoids to partially block blood flow will most definitely make your hand veins pop out a little more. If you're dark-skinned, you should still do this but don't expect magical results, as your skin tone naturally makes veins less visible.
(FOR TRUEHANDCELS) HAND TRANSPLANTS
If your hands are incel-tier beyond salvation, you can always do a hand transplant. However, this has many risks, and I'll list them:
1 - Hand transplants aren't done for aesthetic purposes. You'll need to bring a functional excuse, and that means cutting your own hands.
2 - From what I know, it isn't possible to choose the donor, meaning you can get even worse hands.
3 - You'll have to take meds to supress your immune system throughout your whole life so that your body doesn't attack the foreign tissue in the new hand. This doesn't happen if the donor is a close relative, but that's another story
4 - Unlike other parts of the body that automatically function normally when transplanted, the hands don't work this way. You'll need physical therapy for years in order to have functional hands.
5 - The scars and skin color difference will be noticeable. However, when compared to the other issues, this one is pretty small, as there are tattoo shops dedicated for covering scars and unharmonic coloring.
Guide's finished, don't delete it anymore mods
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