🇵🇸✡️🇩🇪 Happy World War Three Year all! 🍾🎉🍆

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I really mean it! The new year is the beginning of changes you thought could never happen in this pampered world. You thought the Covid vaccination enforcements were insane, you have no idea what's going down.

But stay positive! An optimistic approach to the end of all good things is better than a Debbie Downer facing a tsunami experiment that the mainstream media labeled unusual high waves.

Happy New Year! (not really)

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’ll cheers to that!
New year new me!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I’ll cheers to that!
New year new me!

That fucking military experiment in the Pacific Ocean cascaded into a massive earthquake in Japan! Fucking brutal.

 

[Vermilioncore]

That fucking military experiment in the Pacific Ocean cascaded into a massive earthquake in Japan! Fucking brutal.

Holy shit balls! Houston we have a problem!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Holy shit balls! Houston we have a problem!

Ah, yes, the arrogant butterfly effect. So a new weapon tested triggered a tidal wave in Malibu. That cascaded into an earthquake in Japan.

 

[Deleted member 41390]

That fucking military experiment in the Pacific Ocean cascaded into a massive earthquake in Japan! Fucking brutal.

proveit

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

proveit

No can do. Even if I could, I wouldn't. I understand the necessity of these tests. However, they know it, I know it, and billionaires know we already lost that war that hasn't escalated into the bloodbaths yet.

 

[Deleted member 41390]

No can do. Even if I could, I wouldn't. I understand the necessity of these tests. However, they know it, I know it, and billionaires know we already lost that war that hasn't escalated into the bloodbaths yet.

larp

 

[OldRooster]

I think the majority of the population still has their BS detectors set at DEFCON 2. It is going to be very hard for CNNMSNBC to sell another hysteria in the near future. It is going to need to be Close Encounters of the Third Kind tier to persuade most people.

eta: I will make this prediction here. After the US elections in Nov, China will invade Taiwan

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

It is going to be very hard for CNNMSNBC to sell another hysteria in the near future.

nah. its too easy

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I think the majority of the population still has their BS detectors set at DEFCON 2. It is going to be very hard for CNNMSNBC to sell another hysteria in the near future. It is going to need to be Close Encounters of the Third Kind tier to persuade most people.

eta: I will make this prediction here. After the US elections in Nov, China will invade Taiwan

I see China hitting us in many areas at once. Similar to what happened on 9/11. Taiwan, Hawaiian Islands, West Coast, Mexican border, Gulf of Mexico, Africa, Thailand, Japan, South Korea, Philippines, Middle East, and wherever else they decide. Of course, we'll light them up. But our military budget is no match for theirs. China's spies have also learned many of our secrets and tactics, too. They're going to fuck us up in a short amount of time.

We'll pretend to panic and call for soldiers. American Zoomers will cry and shit their pants and hide in the basements, granny attics, and MILF bedrooms. The MSM will spread rumors of possible EMP attacks and PLA moles planning to take down our power grids. Within 24 hours of these warnings, the lights will go out here and there. They'll turn them back on just to remind Americans that the military needs soldiers and everyone between the ages of 17 and 25 is drafted. China will hit us again. Our so-called enemies in Russia announce war against China. Many people will echo, "Whaat." Some will add "Say," making it, "Say, whaat?"

This will happen by the end of 2025. My money's on this year, though. But beware of the Bogeyman. Hence, nukes. They'll scare the fuck out of everyone and detonate a few. But don't worry, nukes are a big pile of bullshit. Anyone can exaggerate anything about a big bomb. Many big bombs produce mushroom clouds. Shit, that explosion in Brazil not long ago produced a mushroom cloud. That fucking meteorite that hit Russia produced the same thing.

Ah, yes, things that will be in the past.

 

[futureashtray]

No can do. Even if I could, I wouldn't. I understand the necessity of these tests. However, they know it, I know it, and billionaires know we already lost that war that hasn't escalated into the bloodbaths yet.