Hardmaxxing Strategy: The Freemasons are paying for my ascension

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In about 2 months the Master Masons will ascend me, the procedure will bring my physique from a 1/10 to an 8/10.
I'm also speaking to a Jaw surgeon at the same charity.

Spoiler: Thank you, Jews.

 

[iblamezyg0s]

Good luck. Reminds me of that poster of guy collecting donations for rhinoplasty