Hardrada how is your love life

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@Hardrada

 

[Deleted member 31457]

So basically

First crush I guess if you can call it that was when I was 8 in year 3 there was this girl who everyone in my friendgroup had a crush on and we'd play with her group sometimes. I've told this story before many times but basically I playfully said hey girlfriend to her and got told off Infront of the entire class and was traumatised

Was playing football in year 6 and this girl and her friend comes up to me and they say "can I ask you something" and maybe they was gonna ask me out or ask me to ask someone out for them but I don't know what it was but I just said no without even hearing what they was about to say and ran off to continue playing football and they watched me for a bit and then left.

In year 7 I had fantasies on this average looking girl who's dating a pro footballer rn and I had never interacted with her like ever so I dunno why I had this crush. I had a few other crushes but all were with girls who neither side had interacted with really. Just delusional fantasies and me being disconnected from reality.

In year 8 there was this gril I sat next to in maths and she hugged me once and would always be so sexual n dat with everyone and my delusional fantasies thought I had a chance with her even tho she was 10/10 Stacy and made fun of me several times

In year 9 I had a crush on this girl.... Holy fuck it was so brutal I don't even wanna go into it ahhhhh jesus Christ

In year 10 and 11 I had the hardest crush on this girl imaginable. I had like OCD for her if I heard a car beep outside my house I'd think I have to look just incase it's her, even tho we had literally barely any interactions. Delusional fantasies and me being disconnected from reality again. I used to constsntlt check her insta for stories n dat and used to always stare at her whenever I saw her and just try to be seen by her. Again, brutal embarrassing stuff happened I dont even wanna go into ahahahshshdnfjdixjdndnfmvkdloaosjx fuck me. And the fantasies I had about her were so hard the crush was so strong and difficult to get over at the time.

Then from 17-19 i went back to having delusional fantasies that would never happen with girls who had never interacted and even a delusional fantasy about a random female youtuber.

20 again, brutally embarrassing stuff eeeeeeeeeee.

21 given up.


Oh yeah and there were times when I was tryna find grannies on dating apps in 2021 u can see on my post history on old acc


So yeah that's my love life.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

So basically

First crush I guess if you can call it that was when I was 8 in year 3 there was this girl who everyone in my friendgroup had a crush on and we'd play with her group sometimes. I've told this story before many times but basically I playfully said hey girlfriend to her and got told off Infront of the entire class and was traumatised

Was playing football in year 6 and this girl and her friend comes up to me and they say "can I ask you something" and maybe they was gonna ask me out or ask me to ask someone out for them but I don't know what it was but I just said no without even hearing what they was about to say and ran off to continue playing football and they watched me for a bit and then left.

In year 7 I had fantasies on this average looking girl who's dating a pro footballer rn and I had never interacted with her like ever so I dunno why I had this crush. I had a few other crushes but all were with girls who neither side had interacted with really. Just delusional fantasies and me being disconnected from reality.

In year 8 there was this gril I sat next to in maths and she hugged me once and would always be so sexual n dat with everyone and my delusional fantasies thought I had a chance with her even tho she was 10/10 Stacy and made fun of me several times

In year 9 I had a crush on this girl.... Holy fuck it was so brutal I don't even wanna go into it ahhhhh jesus Christ

In year 10 and 11 I had the hardest crush on this girl imaginable. I had like OCD for her if I heard a car beep outside my house I'd think I have to look just incase it's her, even tho we had literally barely any interactions. Delusional fantasies and me being disconnected from reality again. I used to constsntlt check her insta for stories n dat and used to always stare at her whenever I saw her and just try to be seen by her. Again, brutal embarrassing stuff happened I dont even wanna go into ahahahshshdnfjdixjdndnfmvkdloaosjx fuck me. And the fantasies I had about her were so hard the crush was so strong and difficult to get over at the time.

Then from 17-19 i went back to having delusional fantasies that would never happen with girls who had never interacted and even a delusional fantasy about a random female youtuber.

20 again, brutally embarrassing stuff eeeeeeeeeee.

21 given up.


Oh yeah and there were times when I was tryna find grannies on dating apps in 2021 u can see on my post history on old acc


So yeah that's my love life.

He was being sarcastic no one cares

 

[iam good boy]

He was being sarcastic no one cares

Dalit cum

 

[Deleted member 32486]

So basically

First crush I guess if you can call it that was when I was 8 in year 3 there was this girl who everyone in my friendgroup had a crush on and we'd play with her group sometimes. I've told this story before many times but basically I playfully said hey girlfriend to her and got told off Infront of the entire class and was traumatised

Was playing football in year 6 and this girl and her friend comes up to me and they say "can I ask you something" and maybe they was gonna ask me out or ask me to ask someone out for them but I don't know what it was but I just said no without even hearing what they was about to say and ran off to continue playing football and they watched me for a bit and then left.

In year 7 I had fantasies on this average looking girl who's dating a pro footballer rn and I had never interacted with her like ever so I dunno why I had this crush. I had a few other crushes but all were with girls who neither side had interacted with really. Just delusional fantasies and me being disconnected from reality.

In year 8 there was this gril I sat next to in maths and she hugged me once and would always be so sexual n dat with everyone and my delusional fantasies thought I had a chance with her even tho she was 10/10 Stacy and made fun of me several times

In year 9 I had a crush on this girl.... Holy fuck it was so brutal I don't even wanna go into it ahhhhh jesus Christ

In year 10 and 11 I had the hardest crush on this girl imaginable. I had like OCD for her if I heard a car beep outside my house I'd think I have to look just incase it's her, even tho we had literally barely any interactions. Delusional fantasies and me being disconnected from reality again. I used to constsntlt check her insta for stories n dat and used to always stare at her whenever I saw her and just try to be seen by her. Again, brutal embarrassing stuff happened I dont even wanna go into ahahahshshdnfjdixjdndnfmvkdloaosjx fuck me. And the fantasies I had about her were so hard the crush was so strong and difficult to get over at the time.

Then from 17-19 i went back to having delusional fantasies that would never happen with girls who had never interacted and even a delusional fantasy about a random female youtuber.

20 again, brutally embarrassing stuff eeeeeeeeeee.

21 given up.


Oh yeah and there were times when I was tryna find grannies on dating apps in 2021 u can see on my post history on old acc


So yeah that's my love life.

Read this with the bats.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

He was being sarcastic no one cares

I know I'm just venting

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Read this with the bats.

What bats. I don't get what that means

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Also Morrissey is such a cuck and this proves it

"Why can't you love two"

He's literally asking to be in a cuckold relationship

 

[Deleted member 32486]

What bats. I don't get what that means

There were bats and enchanted witches' hats! No longer though.