has any of you niggas actually ever read a book?? I need help.

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Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​
ENTIRE THREAD MADE ON BOOKS

AND YOU COULDN'T TAG THE GUY WITH THE MOST KNOWLEDGE ON BOOKS

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Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​
get ready to adderall spam my nigga
 
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Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​
nigga just read ur gonna go thru with this in 3 days
 
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I’m giving you actual proper advice here, I used to breeze past these books very quickly

you basically enter a flow state and just will yourself into finishing it
 
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I’m giving you actual proper advice here, I used to breeze past these books very quickly

you basically enter a flow state and just will yourself into finishing it
Ight brah i will
 
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Been talking to this femoid with a fat ass, and she in college which I respect. she text me yesterday if I been reading anything good lately, I thought she meant like tweets?? But she said she meant a BOOK.

On god im not dumb but I neva read a whole book in my LIFE. Talking bout actual word books, not books when I was a little kid, I actually loved that shit. so I told her "yeah I read all the time" and I googled "good books" real quick and said the first one that popped up. it was 1984 by George Orwell. I actually heard of ts before but now I have to read the whole fuckin thing cause we meeting up next week and she smart so she gonna know if im lying.

she said its one of her favorites and she wanna talk all about it. and I aint tap yet so ts serious

so my question is WTF DO I DO???, am I fucked? that shit is 300 PAGES and I got like 3 days. has any of you ever done this book shit or am I crazy? I need yall help.​
1984 is like about a surveillance state. I think. I haven’t read it myself but I remember it was ahead of its time, it was written in the 1950s if I’m not mistaken.
 
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1984 is like about a surveillance state. I think. I haven’t read it myself but I remember it was ahead of its time, it was written in the 1950s if I’m not mistaken.
Best hope i know enough so she doesnt cuck me for chads dick :feelswhy:
 
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