Has anyone of you jerked off at school?

[blackd3ath20]

Some nigga we knew did in like 6th grade and we still remember him for that even though he always denied it

 

[Brava]

I saw someone jerking off in class in 7th grade

 

[infraorbidal]

Some nigga we knew did in like 6th grade and we still remember him for that even though he always denied it

no that’s weird lol


Although one dude got pantsed at our school and got pushed down the stairs and his dick was out and everything

 

[infraorbidal]

I saw someone jerking off in class in 7th grade

In class?

 

[blackd3ath20]

I saw someone jerking off in class in 7th grade

And what did you do

 

[Brava]

In class?

Yes. He sat in the back

 

[nathan V]

No

but the special kid was jerking it infront of the class always

Inhibmogs me

 

[infraorbidal]

Yes. He sat in the back

Based

 

[blackd3ath20]

No

but the special kid was jerking it infront of the class always

Inhibmogs me

High T activity lowkey

 

[Brava]

And what did you do

I Honeslty didn’t even know what was going on. I just thought of it as him pulling out his meat. I didn’t even know what jerking off was and all that shit

 

[Brava]

Based

Not based wtf

 

[Centurion Hunter]

Some nigga we knew did in like 6th grade and we still remember him for that even though he always denied it

In bathroom in theory you could but im not getting hard in there

 

[Hihi21]

No

 

[Pickletoil]

Damn I'seems like im the only high T nigga that did that shit

 

[silently_said]

I did it I had a special secluded bathroom

 

[blackd3ath20]

I did it I had a special secluded bathroom

Damn I'seems like im the only high T nigga that did that shit

Only high T niggas in the replies

 

[theblueprints]

Someone took a video of this autistic kid from my school spanking his shit

 

[Sonichu]

Back when I was a junior there was this one time where a kid came into the teacher's lounge coffee machine almost every day for a whole month and nobody noticed. It was the funniest and the most disturbing thing ever.

 

[Ren Hoek]

I did once in 1986

 

[blackd3ath20]

Back when I was a junior there was this one time where a kid came into the teacher's lounge coffee machine almost every day for a whole month and nobody noticed. It was the funniest and the most disturbing thing ever.

Bro how did he get caught

 

[2MG]

Some nigga we knew did in like 6th grade and we still remember him for that even though he always denied it

If you do that you’re 100% a school threat niggas can’t wait till they get home no more

 

[Sonichu]

Bro how did he get caught

This dude was some kind of punk-rock rebel or some shit, always doing these obnoxious "statements" like spray painting "GOD IS DEAD" on the outer walls of the school (catholic school) and stuff like that. Me, him and a couple of other kids would sometimes talk for a bit and me and my actual friends would take the piss out of him. So this one time we were talking to him and he started blabbering on about how he was "hardcore" and didn't follow "the establishment" and began listing various acts of antisocial behavior. We obviously didn't believe a word he was saying and so we said that to him over and over.

Angry and at this point out of his mind he goes like "OH YEAH. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? WELL GUESS WHAT... I'VE BEEM JERKING OFF INTO THE TEACHER'S COFFEE MACHINE FOR A WHOLE MONTH NOW". Now, as no sane human being would ever do that, we called bullshit. However, someone in the group told him to film it and send it to the guy who asked as proof.

That same day, motherfucker got his shitty sony ericsson camera phone and actually recorded the video and sent it, it was hilarious. Afterwards, to fuck with him we showed it to the principal and he got expelled.

 

[blackd3ath20]

This dude was some kind of punk-rock rebel or some shit, always doing these obnoxious "statements" like spray painting "GOD IS DEAD" on the outer walls of the school (catholic school) and stuff like that. Me, him and a couple of other kids would sometimes talk for a bit and me and my actual friends would take the piss out of him. So this one time we were talking to him and he started blabbering on about how he was "hardcore" and didn't follow "the establishment" and began listing various acts of antisocial behavior. We obviously didn't believe a word he was saying and so we said that to him over and over.

Angry and at this point out of his mind he goes like "OH YEAH. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? WELL GUESS WHAT... I'VE BEEM JERKING OFF INTO THE TEACHER'S COFFEE MACHINE FOR A WHOLE MONTH NOW". Now, as no sane human being would ever do that, we called bullshit. However, someone in the group told him to film it and send it to the guy who asked as proof.

That same day, motherfucker got his shitty sony ericsson camera phone and actually recorded the video and sent it, it was hilarious. Afterwards, to fuck with him we showed it to the principal and he got expelled.

Bro
Funniest shit I’ve heard on here

 

[niggaboy0321]

I did in 5th grade but I couldn't let it out bc it felt like there were cameras around me.

 

[blackd3ath20]

I did in 5th grade but I couldn't let it out bc it felt like there were cameras around me.

Was shrek involved in any way?

 

[Adyta69]

had 2 guys just jerked in the last row in 7th grade lr 8th