Has anyone threw coffee at couples on campus?

[Deleted member 11126]

I saw this brute walking around with the cutest blonde ever at starbucks this ASSHOLE does not deserve her WHY not me?

I bought an extra large vanilla latte instead enjoying it on a crisp afternoon I threw it at that dickhead and his whore and ran away the adrenaline is still so intense....

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Uh-huh.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Seeing that dickhead and his fucking SLUT gf all covered with coffee gave me such satisfaction its even better then sex... Luckily I was able to slip into the crowd before that asshole Chad could catch up to me

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Uh-huh.

I fucking hate whores

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Seeing that dickhead and his fucking SLUT gf all covered with coffee gave me such satisfaction its even better then sex... Luckily I was able to slip into the crowd before that asshole Chad could catch up to me

Uh-huh. And after you got away, how did it make you feel? Aroused, right? Did you masturbate to it, thus cherishing the moment, and do you feel this may escalate to more assaults on innocent people?

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Uh-huh. And after you got away, how did it make you feel? Aroused, right? Did you masturbate to it, thus cherishing the moment, and do you feel this may escalate to more assaults on innocent people?

You'll find out eventually

 

[BongMog]

Uh-huh. And after you got away, how did it make you feel? Aroused, right? Did you masturbate to it, thus cherishing the moment, and do you feel this may escalate to more assaults on innocent people?

Could've added an UGHHH

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I fucking hate whores

Uh-huh. So knowing your mother is a fucking whore, you believe all women are the same, correct? And do you have photos of your mother being that dumb fucking whore you care to share with the group?

 

[pardocel]

I saw this brute walking around with the cutest blonde ever at starbucks this ASSHOLE does not deserve her WHY not me?

I bought an extra large vanilla latte instead enjoying it on a crisp afternoon I threw it at that dickhead and his whore and ran away the adrenaline is still so intense....

I hope you get arrested you retarded fakecel.

 

[Bojack]

You didnt do nothing this low inhib my boi. But i once bumped into this dude at the yard house but his bich pulled him away before things got out of hand

 

[Deleted member 11126]

You didnt do nothing this low inhib my boi. But i once bumped into this dude at the yard house but his bich pulled him away before things got out of hand

I hope someone gets in a fight with me so I have an excuse to use my switch blade in self defense

 

[Deleted member 27066]

at this point just go ER tbh

 

[Deleted member 4209]

we lost a real 1

 

[Bojack]

I hope someone gets in a fight with me so I have an excuse to use my switch blade in self defense

Good idea nigguh

 

[Deleted member 11126]

I hope you get arrested you retarded fakecel.

Why don't you have my back I'm not a fakecel

 

[pardocel]

Why don't you have my back I'm not a fakecel

You've literally admitted to being a fakecel. Fakecel.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Uh-huh. So knowing your mother is a fucking whore, you believe all women are the same, correct? And do you have photos of your mother being that dumb fucking whore you care to share with the group?

My mother is alright

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I hope someone gets in a fight with me so I have an excuse to use my switch blade in self defense

Uh-huh. And when you say switchblade, are you using a metaphor for pulling your jeans down thus offering your anus to the aggressive as if making him an offer he shouldn't refuse?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

My mother is alright

Uh-huh. And when you say your mother's alright, are you referring to her vagina, mouth, anus, or all of the above? Second question. After a Tinder date is done wrecking her, has any of them bragged to you how your mother took the dick like a trooper?

 

[Deleted member 11126]

Uh-huh. And when you say your mother's alright, are you referring to her vagina, mouth, anus, or all of the above? Second question. After a Tinder date is done wrecking her, has any of them bragged to you how your mother took the dick like a trooper?

Fuck off bro your weird

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Fuck off bro your weird

Uh-huh. And when you say I'm weird, is that another way of saying I'm a cool motherfucker dancing on the live wire?

 

[phookmumb]

My boy elliot did

 

[Splinter901]

Go ER.

 

[Deleted member 11126]

You've literally admitted to being a fakecel. Fakecel.

Say fakecel one more time you fucking faggot!

 

[Deleted member 16357]

I saw this brute walking around with the cutest blonde ever at starbucks this ASSHOLE does not deserve her WHY not me?

I bought an extra large vanilla latte instead enjoying it on a crisp afternoon I threw it at that dickhead and his whore and ran away the adrenaline is still so intense....

nigga thinks he's ER the dickriding is crazy

yes I read his manifesto too OP

 

[pardocel]

Say fakecel one more time you fucking faggot!

Fakecel.

 

[Gonthar]

Only when I was a kid, I would sometimes spray water from a squirt gun to unsuspecting people passing below my window; I would spray it upwards so it would come down later as a splash of droplets, and run to another room where the window was closed and watch the reaction of the people from below who were very confused by the sudden, inexplicable short burst of rain that fell on them.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

 

[Heightcel]

I saw this brute walking around with the cutest blonde ever at starbucks this ASSHOLE does not deserve her WHY not me?

I bought an extra large vanilla latte instead enjoying it on a crisp afternoon I threw it at that dickhead and his whore and ran away the adrenaline is still so intense....

tales

 

[CFW432]

Based ireadERsmanifestocel

 

[BoneDensity]

I'd pay to see that. Frail incel freak running away from robust jock.

 

[EdouardManlet]

Impressive.

I once tried to attack a similar brute at a party (that I was initially rejected from entering) off a balcony, but I failed and was thrown off instead.

 

[Enfant terrible]

vanilla latte

 

[TheAbyssinian]

Didn't Elliot Rodger do the same shit? Are you trying to follow in his foot steps?

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Me after i read Elliot's Manifesto during math class

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I saw this brute walking around with the cutest blonde ever at starbucks this ASSHOLE does not deserve her WHY not me?

I bought an extra large vanilla latte instead enjoying it on a crisp afternoon I threw it at that dickhead and his whore and ran away the adrenaline is still so intense....

ER moment

 

[Deleted member 24940]

ER V2 incoming

 

[NO FUTURE]

stop larping as ER