Has anyone tried to grope a girl here?

[Deleted member 3789]

Has anyone actually tried? Or too pussy? The likelihood of getting caught if you're smart about it and low inhibition are low since the police have been defunded and some bitches won't even report it. Just slap you in your face and curse you out, in which you can run away.

There's many smart ways to grope or slap a woman's ass on the streets. A good tactic is to leave your house at like 2 or 3 in the morning. Some bitches are out there walking home from the club, got off work or some shit alone. What I like to do is go out with my bulletproof and knifeproof vest in case she's armed and I have my sunglasses in case she pepper sprays me. Ideally follow her into a place with few cameras. Then go up behind her and smack her ass or squeeze it. Then run the fuck away. DO NOT try to rape her. This is just a grope, not a crime. We aren't monsters.

I'd suggest you start going to the gym and treadmill a lot. Get into shape since you might be stabbed or shot at and you need to be able to run for many blocks through alley ways. Create a good ambiguous image for yourself to not get caught. Maybe trench coat and black air force running shoes. You don't wanna harm these girls, just grope their buttcheeks.

Another good day for groping is Halloween. Get yourself a great mask or make one yourself to conceal your identity. Put on your bulletproof vest like always. Bring some candy with you for good rapport. There are a lot of 12-14 year old girls going trick or treating alone without their parents. You can go up behind them and slap their ass. They won't know what the fuck to do since they've never been in this situation before and too frightened. Careful with this one because this one can put you in jail or get you fucked up. Be careful out there in these streets

 

[Chadeep]

I expected something like this from @Vermilioncore

 

[Deleted member 17763]

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Also never wear your vigilante groping clothes in public. You can get identified. Also, keep your running on the treadmill and don't run in that same area.

 

[Tusseleif]

When I was a kid with friends we would at the local pool facility grope girls asses underwater

 

[Deleted member 3789]

@Beetlejuice

 

[Deleted member 3789]

When I was a kid with friends we would at the local pool facility grope girls asses underwater

Did you get caught?

 

[Magical Apple]

Has anyone actually tried? Or too pussy? The likelihood of getting caught if you're smart about it and low inhibition are low since the police have been defunded and some bitches won't even report it. Just slap you in your face and curse you out, in which you can run away.

There's many smart ways to grope or slap a woman's ass on the streets. A good tactic is to leave your house at like 2 or 3 in the morning. Some bitches are out there walking home from the club, got off work or some shit alone. What I like to do is go out with my bulletproof and knifeproof vest in case she's armed and I have my sunglasses in case she pepper sprays me. Ideally follow her into a place with few cameras. Then go up behind her and smack her ass or squeeze it. Then run the fuck away. DO NOT try to rape her. This is just a grope, not a crime. We aren't monsters.

I'd suggest you start going to the gym and treadmill a lot. Get into shape since you might be stabbed or shot at and you need to be able to run for many blocks through alley ways. Create a good ambiguous image for yourself to not get caught. Maybe trench coat and black air force running shoes. You don't wanna harm these girls, just grope their buttcheeks.

Another good day for groping is Halloween. Get yourself a great mask or make one yourself to conceal your identity. Put on your bulletproof vest like always. Bring some candy with you for good rapport. There are a lot of 12-14 year old girls going trick or treating alone without their parents. You can go up behind them and slap their ass. They won't know what the fuck to do since they've never been in this situation before and too frightened. Careful with this one because this one can put you in jail or get you fucked up. Be careful out there in these streets

I've groped my girlfriends

 

[Tusseleif]

Did you get caught?

They noticed but they didn’t report

 

[Deleted member 3789]

I've groped my girlfriends

Doesn't count. It's only a grope if it's by surprise

 

[Deleted member 3789]

They noticed but they didn’t report

I'd say only 15% report it. If I was a cop and a girl told me she was groped I'd laugh. That's absolutely retarded to report since you're not harmed

 

[Matthias8272]

I'd suggest you start going to the gym and treadmill a lot. Get into shape since you might be stabbed or shot at and you need to be able to run for many blocks through alley ways.

 

[brianxx]

If the woman likes you, she will enjoy it. If she is disgusted by you, then you will be in big trouble.

And yes, I always try groping women ( both strangers and acquaintances) whenever I have a chance and they do enjoy it. Milfs are the easiest targets for random groping.

 

[Gonthar]

It's much easier to do it in a crowded nightclub, go from behind to a girl who's dancing and doesn't look like she's with some other guys and start to rub and touch her and be like: "Oh, yeah!!! You got great moves Brandy!!! Oh, wait you're not Brandy...I've mistaken you for someone else...My bad, girl, my bad!".

 

[Deleted member 3789]

It's much easier to do it in a crowded nightclub, go from behind to a girl who's dancing and doesn't look like she's with some other guys and start to rub and touch her and be like: "Oh, yeah!!! You got great moves Brandy!!! Oh, wait you're not Brandy...I've mistaken you for someone else...My bad, girl, my bad!".

Sounds great. I'm 199 cm, semen retention, and am a brown belt in karate. I dare some subhuman to say something about me groping a girl

 

[Deleted member 18418]

Jokes for fucking laugh.

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Indeed bruh

 

[Deleted member 3789]

@Brazilianpill

 

[bogii]

friend of mine did it, got slapped in the face afterwards and called a pervert

he is sub5 btw

 

[Deleted member 16501]

yes, in 2006 i groped a blonde girl at a party*

i was 17

this was when men were allowed to get away with it

she laughed for a bit then eventually moved away and sorta hit me


*in minecraft

 

[Incellectually_Shy]

Yes...I could've groped Justus Grossbier's oneitis. I would've suffered legal punishment later.

 

[Deleted member 9819]

Yes...I could've groped Justus Grossbier's oneitis. I would've suffered legal punishment later.

MIGUELITO

 

[Incellectually_Shy]

MIGUELITO

Is a Spic. I am a Negroe, and Negroes are undesired.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Also never wear your vigilante groping clothes in public. You can get identified. Also, keep your running on the treadmill and don't run in that same area.

Vigilante... right it's all for justice!

 

[Deleted member 16853]

Nice try Feds, but not today

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

I used to grab girls asses and run away in big cities lolllllll

 

[Deleted member 3789]

I used to grab girls asses and run away in big cities lolllllll

Did you ever get caught bro? What was your strategy?

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

Did you ever get caught bro? What was your strategy?

Never got caught. Just wait till its dark out (ideally), look for a girl walking by herself, kinda follow her from behind at a distance, then catch up to her with little bursts of running, then kinda time it so you grab her ass from behind near an intersection/turn and run the other way so she cant see your face then run like hell

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

This sounds like jailmaxxing.

 

[6.5PSL]

I hope you do that and she calls her boyfriend and he pulls up with a pistol and pops you a few times

 

[Alexanderr]

@FBI, I don’t endorse this type of behavior.

 

[ballskin]

Only in Minecraft

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

In gta6

 

[mrdouchebag]

Go to a heavily packed nightclub and it's easy to grope some ass here and there.