have a specific way of sitting on the toilet and if I can’t do it I get mildly annoyed

[LowTierBateman]

Hear me out.
I need to sit with my elbows on my knees and my head slightly tilted to the left. If the bathroom is too small or the toilet is one of those weird high ones I can’t get the angle right and it genuinely throws off my entire shit.
I’ve been doing this since I was like 14. Never thought about it until today.
Is this just me or do some of you also have a preferred toilet posture that you will defend with your life.

 

[NorWayItsOver]

Hear me out.
I need to sit with my elbows on my knees and my head slightly tilted to the left. If the bathroom is too small or the toilet is one of those weird high ones I can’t get the angle right and it genuinely throws off my entire shit.
I’ve been doing this since I was like 14. Never thought about it until today.
Is this just me or do some of you also have a preferred toilet posture that you will defend with your life.

Atp your just writing shit

 

[Yani]

Bossman, I'm noticing an autistic pattern.

 

[theblueprints]

I don’t shit in public id rather end my shit

 

[Sceptical]