Have any of you ever thought how weird it is that the fastest man on earth happens to be named Usain “Bolt”?

[youngmax]

That’s such a weird coincidence

 

[Growth Plate]

Jews

 

[youngmax]

Jews

How many people have you met with the surname “Bolt”? It’s not like it’s common at all

 

[Deleted member 17829]

His entire life's work was motivated by him knowing some autist would realise this and make a thread on a obscure internet forum about it

 

[Growth Plate]

He's 6'5" too
heightpilled again

 

[youngmax]

His entire life's work was motivated by him knowing some autist would realise this and make a thread on a obscure internet forum about it

This thread already got 11 viewers. Imagine 11 people in a room with you. That’s a lot of people

 

[exeight]

 

[TsarTsar444]

Because life isn't a coincidence, its led by an unknown universal force

 

[youngmax]

Because life isn't a coincidence, its led by an unknown universal force

Out of all the surnames

 

[ropemax]

Bolt isn't a nigger surname. Isn't he jamaican

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Woke

 

[Lygodactylus]

My last name literally means "pervert".

 

[TsarTsar444]

Legit tho, the odds are almost impossible, bolt is a rare surname, out of 7 billion people, the fastes one of them is somehow named Bolt. Imagine thinking that 10D chess move like this is a coincidence

 

[youngmax]

Bolt isn't a nigger surname. Isn't he jamaican

Jamaicans are Williams, Wallace, Berry, Jackson, Johnson. etc

 

[youngmax]

My last name literally means "pervert".

Username checks out

 

[Lygodactylus]

Username checks out

Does the guy in my PFP look like a pervert?

 

[TsarTsar444]

Also Ronaldo being one of the 2 best football players in the past decade, while the surname literally comes from the word "Rule" as in "ruling a kingdom". Imagine believing that this is a coincidence

 

[UglyGod360]

Also Ronaldo is one of the 2 best football players in the past decade, while the surname comes from the word "Rule" as in "ruling a kingdom". Imagine believing that this is a coincidence

What are you insinuating?

 

[TsarTsar444]

What are you insinuating?

Wdym?

 

[ropemax]

Jamaicans are Williams, Wallace, Berry, Jackson, Johnson. etc

Well that doesn't exactly sounds fucking jamaican now does it

 

[youngmax]

My last name literally means "pervert".

Pervers or s_v_th?

 

[youngmax]

Also Ronaldo being one of the 2 best football players in the past decade, while the surname literally comes from the word "Rule" as in "ruling a kingdom". Imagine believing that this is a coincidence

A bit less of a coincidence tbh, of course the winners/rulers will have reproduced

 

[Lygodactylus]

Pervers or s_v_th?

Wdym it's in german

 

[TsarTsar444]

A bit less of a coincidence tbh, of course the winners/rulers will have reproduced

Ronaldo comes from a poor family from shithole Portuguese islands though

 

[Incellectually_Shy]

His cognition, though, is certainly not up to par.

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

you have too much time on your hands to be questioning this shit ngl

 

[youngmax]

you have too much time on your hands to be questioning this shit ngl

I just did it for reacts

 

[Growth Plate]

Bolt isn't a nigger surname. Isn't he jamaican

You only consider US blacks niggers?
Avg iq in Jamaica is 75 but the immigrants have decent IQ

 

[Xangsane]

r/showerthoughts

 

[Deleted member 17430]

Maybe one of his ancestors got the name for being a fast runner. M

 

[OldRooster]

Probably not entirely a coincidence. Slaves in Jamaica obtained freedom in the 1830s. Up until then they didn't have last names. It is quite possible his people in the remote village that he lived choose the last name Bolt because they were known as fast runners.

 

[horizontallytall]

Because life isn't a coincidence, its led by an unknown universal force

Do u really belive it ? Any reason and explanation?

 

[FastBananaCEO]

That’s such a weird coincidence

i think about this more than you can imagine lmao...shit's weird as hell