Have any of you tried writing a poem from your heart to the girl that captured your heart?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

As the title tag suggested, SERIOUS! You never know. And I get it—a vagina has a limitation to thought and ponder. But have you at least tried? Give it a shot! And answer back here with the results. Include your poem but mainly her reply.

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EXAMPLE:

YOU: I wrote a poem for you.

HER: Ugh. Fuck.

YOU: My dearest Avery, how you ache my learest every. Moment. Every night. My heart bakes for you, my learest Avery...every. Oh how I pounder for your eyes to note is my eyes aching for your eyes. Like a tooth for a tooth! I long to do. Avery, every Avery. My poem...to you.

HER: THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE - THE CALLER YOU'RE TRYING TO REACH IS NOT ACCEPTING CALLS AT THIS TIME FROM YOUR PHONE NUMBER. PLEASE CONTACT YOUR CARRIER FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. CODE - DS.018

 

[Deleted member 18603]

no bro, if she captured my heart i would be dead x-x

 

[Deleted member 18694]

back in 2011 i used to send copy pasta "oh heavenly blessed beauty" to girls on POF with a fake chad account.


Yes it worked...back then.

 

[buckchadley31]

Thank god never did anything like that

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

no bro, if she captured my heart i would be dead x-x

Indeed. The literal form. Of course.

But I was speaking of the metaphorical essence of the heart. Thus a girl is always on your mind. Not literal! So no, not a girl sitting on a person's brain with blood gushing everywhere. Metaphorical!

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

dude some girl wrote me a letter last yeah and wrapped it up with a hersheys and slipped it into my bag

i never found the dumb bitch. why didnt she just say it. imagine it was a shy hot virgin and lost my chance to slay