HAVE SEX WHENEVER YOU WANT (Guide) GTFIH BEFORE TOO LATE

[Deleted member 7509]

Okay so this is legit. It's quarantine in a lot of places right now and this means shit ton of lonely horny girls everywhere.

Just go to a college campus or something, and knock on dorm doors and ask if they tryna fuck.

Ofc most of people will tell u to fuck off but one person will be down.

dedass its numbers game

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Okay so this is legit. It's quarantine in a lot of places right now and this means shit ton of lonely horny girls everywhere.

Just go to a college campus or something, and knock on dorm doors and ask if they tryna fuck.

Ofc most of people will tell u to fuck off but one person will be down.

dedass its numbers game

we dont have campuses or smtn similar afaik, so i'd have to bang on random doors in Amsterdam for example hoping a college student opens. I could very well end up asking a 40 yr old man for sex.

 

[Deleted member 7509]

we dont have campuses or smtn similar afaik, so i'd have to bang on random doors in Amsterdam for example hoping a college student opens. I could very well end up asking a 40 yr old man for sex.

If its a man just say "Bye". Literally u can go around 30-60 doors in an hour. Just make it ur weekend routine or some shit. U see a girl u be like "trynna fuck? im horny" and I kid u not she never saw someone as autistic and confident as u and will say yes

 

[RODEBLUR]

we dont have campuses or smtn similar afaik, so i'd have to bang on random doors in Amsterdam for example hoping a college student opens. I could very well end up asking a 40 yr old man for sex.

win win situation

 

[St. Wristcel]

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@personalityinkwell @rightfulcel
JFL AT THIS NIGGA

 

[Deleted member 4612]

i'm pretty sure that most dorms are private these days. like you need some sort of key to get inside them

 

[Deleted member 10913]

Okay so this is legit. It's quarantine in a lot of places right now and this means shit ton of lonely horny girls everywhere.

Just go to a college campus or something, and knock on dorm doors and ask if they tryna fuck.

Ofc most of people will tell u to fuck off but one person will be down.

dedass its numbers game

just humiliate yourself theory

 

[RODEBLUR]

just humiliate yourself theory

only if ur a high inhib cuck ngl

 

[Deleted member 10652]

More like you'll get campus security called on you.
And then you'll get sued.

 

[Patient A]

we dont have campuses or smtn similar afaik, so i'd have to bang on random doors in Amsterdam for example hoping a college student opens. I could very well end up asking a 40 yr old man for sex.

Epic win for you then

 

[Deleted member 7509]

More like you'll get campus security called on you.
And then you'll get sued.

Low T gtfo from the thread

 

[Deleted member 10913]

only if ur a high inhib cuck ngl

jfl go to your local university dorm then ffs.

 

[Deleted member 9355]

Okay so this is legit. It's quarantine in a lot of places right now and this means shit ton of lonely horny girls everywhere.

Just go to a college campus or something, and knock on dorm doors and ask if they tryna fuck.

Ofc most of people will tell u to fuck off but one person will be down.

dedass its numbers game

psychopathmaxxed

 

[RODEBLUR]

jfl go to your local university dorm then ffs.

what @Papabakvet said we're both dutch they don't exist

 

[Mouthbreath]

let's say hypothetically I would look like this guy here



it could work ngl

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Epic win for you then

cope i'd only rawdog my .me homeboys from behind and knajjd ofcourse @knajjd hey cutie

 

[quakociaptockh]

That reminds me. I was once lost in a hotel and I decided to knock to random doors in a hope this would be the right one. Not gonna lie, I imagined a hot thirsty chick opening, dragging me inside and making on the floor.

At one door, a guy opened, wearing only a towel, all wet, looking like he just came out from a shower. That moment I was the closest in my life to having sex with a stranger.

 

[Deleted member 10913]

what @Papabakvet said we're both dutch they don't exist

more reason not to do it you morron, you know that most dorms are based on gender. Do you know how many women reside in a average dorm?. JFL at your and op´s mind

 

[RODEBLUR]

more reason not to do it you morron, you know that most dorms are based on gender. Do you know how many women reside in a average dorm?. JFL at your and op´s mind

what

 

[Patient A]

cope i'd only rawdog my .me homeboys from behind and knajjd ofcourse @knajjd hey cutie

Would you coom in @Ritalincel butthole

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Would you coom in @Ritalincel butthole

ofc

 

[Deleted member 7509]

more reason not to do it you morron, you know that most dorms are based on gender. Do you know how many women reside in a average dorm?. JFL at your and op´s mind

get the fuck out of my thread incel

 

[DesiChad]

How to be arrested on sexual assault charges in 15 minutes tutorial

 

[IdiAmin]

That's the dedication and trust in numbers game, still better chance of fucking than with doing the Mystery Method

 

[Mouthbreath]

How to be arrested on sexual assault charges in 15 minutes tutorial

tbh

 

[Deleted member 10913]

get the fuck out of my thread incel

you are a dumbass mf

 

[Deleted member 4887]

If you came to me with the cure for baldness and instantly fixed me I would go and fuck in the next hour

 

[Deleted member 7509]

If you came to me with the cure for baldness and instantly fixed me I would go and fuck in the next hour

hair system. Get a mfing wig lmao

 

[Patient A]

If you came to me with the cure for baldness and instantly fixed me I would go and fuck in the next hour

@Papabakvet will tell you that you have nice hair and butt fuck your butt hole

 

[RODEBLUR]

How to be arrested on sexual assault charges in 15 minutes tutorial

speedrunning

 

[Hozay]

I admire your autism

 

[Mouthbreath]

hair system. Get a mfing wig lmao

tbh all baldcels are fakecels

I hate their constant wining, just becasue they're too lazy to do shit

 

[Deleted member 7509]

tbh all baldcels are fakecels

I hate their constant wining, just becasue they're too lazy to do shit

dedass

 

[Cigarette]

if youre that desperate for sex idk whats happening w ur life

 

[bruhcel]

sex offender registry speedrun

 

[Deleted member 10987]

Okay so this is legit. It's quarantine in a lot of places right now and this means shit ton of lonely horny girls everywhere.

Just go to a college campus or something, and knock on dorm doors and ask if they tryna fuck.

Ofc most of people will tell u to fuck off but one person will be down.

dedass its numbers game

Unless you look like this

They will call the cops and you will get raped by AHMAD and MAMADOU in Prison

 

[Deleted member 11671]

where tf do you live, all campuses are closed in my state jfl @ Gavin Newsom

 

[Patient A]

where tf do you live, all campuses are closed in my state jfl @ Gavin Newsom

Yo mommas house

*knock knock* “hey fat bish wanna fuck?”

@Papabakvet

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

or just match with them on Tinder and fuck with them without awkward knocking (unless u in Italy)

 

[turkproducer]

perfect way to get metood tbh

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Minimum height to do this successfully is 6'1" btw.