Neucher
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My whole portfolio is a bloodbath.
The circuit breakers are triggering and I'm getting horribly fucked. Like HORRIBLY. Years worth of my investments are being evaporated as I write this.
I'm going to need to do some budget cuts around here.
Canceling all the planned big yacht parties
We are cutting down the open availability coke stash to just 1KG per week. I know this will affect day to day operations but it's necessary.
We can't afford the 10/10 hookers anymore. Going to need to settle for the 7/10 and if you have good weekly performance we allocate some 8/10 who are available.
On the same note, NO MORE THREESOMES or "Baby Oil Orgies."
Staff and Mods are now responsible for the hookers monetary tip service too. Remember if you don't tip you won't get your tip wet next time.
No more top shelf bourbon, champagnes, or whiskys on the 'hanging' shelf. What we have is what we have left. I'm not refilling.
The circuit breakers are triggering and I'm getting horribly fucked. Like HORRIBLY. Years worth of my investments are being evaporated as I write this.
I'm going to need to do some budget cuts around here.
Canceling all the planned big yacht parties
We are cutting down the open availability coke stash to just 1KG per week. I know this will affect day to day operations but it's necessary.
We can't afford the 10/10 hookers anymore. Going to need to settle for the 7/10 and if you have good weekly performance we allocate some 8/10 who are available.
On the same note, NO MORE THREESOMES or "Baby Oil Orgies."
Staff and Mods are now responsible for the hookers monetary tip service too. Remember if you don't tip you won't get your tip wet next time.
No more top shelf bourbon, champagnes, or whiskys on the 'hanging' shelf. What we have is what we have left. I'm not refilling.
s are caging rn.