HAVE YOU EVER COMMITTED A CRIME?

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Shrek2OnDvD

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The most I did was throw stones at some guys house. Got pulled over by police while I was with my brother and cousins cause we looked 'suspicious'. Have you ever committed a crime?
 
Not the smartest idea to post my worst crime here
 
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Shrek2OnDvD said:
The most I did was throw stones at some guys house. Got pulled over by police while I was with my brother and cousins cause we looked 'suspicious'. Have you ever committed a crime?
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No nigga cause I'm high inhib
 
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I’ve committed rape:p
 
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Yes i fucked shrek on dvd
 
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TheSavior said:
I’ve committed rape
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I once set fire to a small wheat field, Fire brigade was called and everything, some oldcel saw me but didnt snitch
 
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penis3 said:
I once set fire to a small wheat field, Fire brigade was called and everything, some oldcel saw me but didnt snitch
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Lucky tbh
 
Shrek2OnDvD said:
The most I did was throw stones at some guys house. Got pulled over by police while I was with my brother and cousins cause we looked 'suspicious'. Have you ever committed a crime?
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I committed the crime of being too cool for school 😎😎😎
 
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I have downloaded tera bytes worth of pirated content. I'm basically a world-class high NT thug :feelsez:
 
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Shrek2OnDvD said:
The most I did was throw stones at some guys house. Got pulled over by police while I was with my brother and cousins cause we looked 'suspicious'. Have you ever committed a crime?
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Being born subhuman
 
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My birth should be considered a crime
 
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yes ngl, said good morning to a 6,5psl gigastacy in my school as a 3,5psl pathetic low-tier normie. luckily i managed to get away with a warning, deserved worse tbh
 
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worst thing was probably ordering certain items from abroad. lucky they werent seized. got detained in police van couple times but for mental stuff not crime.
 
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I watched porn before turning 18 :feelswhy:
 
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Fall in love :chad: worst crime ever - to myself.
 
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penis3 said:
I once set fire to a small wheat field, Fire brigade was called and everything, some oldcel saw me but didnt snitch
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Oh shit I remember when I was with my low inhib friend and he set a fire to a wheat field that was in a forest jfl , there was a lot of fire brigade niggas trying to stop the fire
 
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W0KESTMOTHF said:
Oh shit I remember when I was with my low inhib friend and he set a fire to a wheat field that was in a forest jfl , there was a lot of fire brigade niggas trying to stop the fire
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Me and my cousin burned down a house when we were 8
 
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TheSavior said:
It was eye rape Almost got reported FUCK ATELAST LET IT BE PENETRATION RAPE
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Brutal bro... Do a penetration rape tommorow to make up for it.
 
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Yes, I did some not so cool stuff with the boys back in September 2001. Can't say more though.
 
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Never been found guilty but i have gotten interrogated by the police a couple of times with cameras and shit.
 
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Blackpill3d said:
worst thing was probably ordering certain items from abroad. lucky they werent seized. got detained in police van couple times but for mental stuff not crime.
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Wtf did u order? I thought this happening was an unicorn
 
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Breaking all 10 commandments already labels you as a criminal.

So yes. I have.
 
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My ex wanted some of that 365 Days shit , 1 week after we Break up Im Apperantly a rapist 🙃
 
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Yes nigga i do it All the time
 
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Yes, all of them against jew corporations. I have done it with friends and always amused and enritched us plenty, things like shoplifting and other more elaborate and lucrative endeavours. Always non jailable offenses and for the thrills and the fun mostly.
 
penis3 said:
I once set fire to a small wheat field, Fire brigade was called and everything, some oldcel saw me but didnt snitch
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Did he become your daddy afterwards?
 
I'll post when my statute of limitations ends
 
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I once threw eggs at someone's house.

I also punched a guy so hard that I easily broke his nose and damaged his maxilla (don't know if that's a crime).
 
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ZHZ1773 said:
I once threw eggs at someone's house.

I also punched a guy so hard that I easily broke his nose and damaged his maxilla (don't know if that's a crime).
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'broke his nose and damaged his maxilla'
You just turned that guy into an incel :feelskek:
 
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no
 
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Shrek2OnDvD said:
'broke his nose and damaged his maxilla'
You just turned that guy into an incel :feelskek:
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That guy would tried to rob me. I also punched him to test how strong my conditioned fists are. I've said multiple times before that I condition my hands by hitting strong concrete with every part of it (the knuckles, palms). I've been doing that for months now and my fists feel like steel. When I punched him in the face it looked like as if he got hit in the face with a hammer, his head flew backwards in a spectaculair way.

I'm kind of glad.
 
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No fbi, my criminal records are clean
 
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