Have you ever had near death experiences?

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I used to live in a small coastal town. Tropical storms were common during the monsoon season. Nobody really cared about them much. Whenever a warning was given out, people stayed indoors for a bit, then carried on with life. Trees got uprooted, property got damaged-but life moved on. It is part of life and everyone is used to it. But they always told me after a strong storm, stay away from areas with lots of big trees near the coast, especially those tall date palms and coconut trees.

After storms some palm/coconut trees don't fall right away they lean or are weakened internally. They might look stable but a gust of wind or even gravity can bring them crashing down unexpectedly. They might look fine but could fall any moment.


As a child, I didn't take that advice seriously. Why would I? Everyone around me seemed so unfazed by the storms so I made the mistake of going to such a area after a storm. And I had a near-death experience.A huge date palm fell just a few feet away from me. The trunk was easily twice my size. If I'd been just a little more to the right that would've been the end of me. I went to told my mum what happened and she was terrified. She never allowed me to go out without either my dad or her supervising me after that incident. Even now she always inquires where I am going when I go out.
 
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@Chadeep @loyolaxavvierretard
 
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Life itself is a near death experience.
 
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chronic diarrhea
 
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ejaculating 10x in one day and almost passing out
 
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yeah i made eye contact with a female once
 
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i drowned in a pool
 
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I used to live in a small coastal town. Tropical storms were common during the monsoon season. Nobody really cared about them much. Whenever a warning was given out, people stayed indoors for a bit, then carried on with life. Trees got uprooted, property got damaged-but life moved on. It is part of life and everyone is used to it. But they always told me after a strong storm, stay away from areas with lots of big trees near the coast, especially those tall date palms and coconut trees.

After storms some palm/coconut trees don't fall right away they lean or are weakened internally. They might look stable but a gust of wind or even gravity can bring them crashing down unexpectedly. They might look fine but could fall any moment.


As a child, I didn't take that advice seriously. Why would I? Everyone around me seemed so unfazed by the storms so I made the mistake of going there after a storm. And I had a near-death experience.A huge date palm fell just a few feet away from me. The trunk was easily twice my size. If I'd been just a little more to the right that would've been the end of me. I went to told her what happened and she was terrified. She never allowed me to go out without either my dad or her supervising me after that incident.
almost drowned in the mediteranean sea when i was 13
 
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almost drowned in the mediteranean sea when i was 13
i actually also almost drowned at like 4

miring my low inhib self playing in the water not knowing how to swim
 
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almost drowned in the mediteranean sea when i was 13
you're black should have known better than to be horsing around near a large body of water
 
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i actually also almost drowned at like 4

miring my low inhib self playing in the water not knowing how to swim
for me i thought i was michael phelps racing my friends had no energy to swim back to the beach and started drowning , and i unironically got saved by a chadlite lifeguard you cant make this shit up :lul:
 
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Almost fell off a cliff once, but I held on to a tree branch
 
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Yes each day that goes by im nearer death
 
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Yes each day that goes by im nearer death
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I almost got stabbed by some thugs
 
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nearly got kindapped by 4 Pakistani men when I was 8 years old.

started offering me Pizza. It scared the living shit out of me and I politely declined their offer and cycled away as fast as I could.
 
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I almost got stabbed by some thugs
Same

As a child, I didn't take that advice seriously. Why would I? Everyone around me seemed so unfazed by the storms so I made the mistake of going to such a area after a storm. And I had a near-death experience.A huge date palm fell just a few feet away from me. The trunk was easily twice my size. If I'd been just a little more to the right that would've been the end of me. I went to told my mum what happened and she was terrified. She never allowed me to go out without either my dad or her supervising me after that incident. Even now she always inquires where I am going when I go out.
Glad it didn't hit you bhai but anyway that's not a proper nde, one is usually when you are literally in a state between life and death and that's when people report very odd things. That's more of a life threathening situation.
 
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Almost fell off a cliff once, but I held on to a tree branch
Similar thing happened to me.

Was standing near the edge of a cliff and the ground collapsed below me. It was steep but had some incline. Slide for a few seconds, then was able to stop myself by digging my feet into the ground.

First few moments felt like I was gonna die, like those monkeys that roll off.
 
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Your mother sat on my face
 
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for me i thought i was michael phelps racing my friends had no energy to swim back to the beach and started drowning , and i unironically got saved by a chadlite lifeguard you cant make this shit up :lul:
Doctors, rich philanthropists, people who go overseas to work at habitat for humanity, real life nice angel types tend to be attractive. News flash easy to be a nice person when you're hot lol
 

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