Have you ever sat at the cool kid table in a high school cafeteria?

Have you ever sat at the cool kid table in a high school cafeteria?


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primal_shitmuncher

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not really

i used to USUALLY hang out with the nerds during lunch

sometime with the alt fags if shit got too bad

during ramadan all the muslims would be gathered in one room, which is where I'd go and talk with them (most of my friends are muslim) during lunch.

nowadays with my homeboys, we go out to the nearby playground and play some games during break
 
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the "cool kid" table is the unfunny nigger table in reality.
i left it myself, i never wanted to be there
 
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not really

i used to USUALLY hang out with the nerds during lunch

sometime with the alt fags if shit got too bad

during ramadan all the muslims would be gathered in one room, which is where I'd go and talk with them (most of my friends are muslim) during lunch.

nowadays with my homeboys, we go out to the nearby playground and play some games during break
In retrospect, the cool kids only let me sit at their table to mock me

How fascinating your friends are majority Muslim
 
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In retrospect, the cool kids only let me sit at their table to mock me

Understandable.

I got mocked as a cool kid too.

How fascinating your friends are majority Muslim

Indeed.

I live in Canada, so it's somewhat surprising.

Middle Easterns make up a majority of my school.
 
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Understandable.

I got mocked as a cool kid too.



Indeed.

I live in Canada, so it's somewhat surprising.

Middle Easterns make up a majority of my school.
I'd rather have my kids (if I had any) attend a majority Middle Eastern high school than a majority taco bender or ape high school

I didn't even fit in with the nerds

One time the cool kids gathered up all the trash at our table and dared me to dump the trash on the nerd table. I obliged
 
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I'd rather have my kids (if I had any) attend a majority Middle Eastern high school than a majority taco bender or ape high school

Understandable.

They're mostly chill, not to mention religious so they're also relatively respectful.

I didn't even fit in with the nerds

Neither the alt fags nor the nerds liked me. They just 'tolerated me', like everyone else at my fuckass school does.

Now most of the time I stick to myself and read books quietly.

I even get made fun of for doing that.

One time the cool kids gathered up all the trash at our table and dared me to dump the trash on the nerd table. I obliged

Lol.

Some of my 'friends' made me ring the doorbell of the house, ran away, and left me standing on the doorstep. This was a couple days back.

Thankfully it seemed like no one was home.

I'm surprised I fell for it. I thought it was something that only happened in 2000s teen movies.
 
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Understandable.

They're mostly chill, not to mention religious so they're also relatively respectful.



Neither the alt fags nor the nerds liked me. They just 'tolerated me', like everyone else at my fuckass school does.

Now most of the time I stick to myself and read books quietly.

I even get made fun of for doing that.



Lol.

Some of my 'friends' made me ring the doorbell of the house, ran away, and left me standing on the doorstep. This was a couple days back.

Thankfully it seemed like no one was home.

I'm surprised I fell for it. I thought it was something that only happened in 2000s teen movies.
I had the social/emotional age of a 10 year old when I was 16. That's why I fell for the cool kid prank.

There was a group of goth girls at my school who openly discussed their defecation. Even they were above me on the school's social hierarchy (although not by much)

The only students in my grade who were even lower than me on the social hierarchy were this severely autistic guy and this extremely smelly guy (who was also extremely strange; maybe an autist)
 
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I had the social/emotional age of a 10 year old when I was 16. That's why I fell for the cool kid prank.

I've always been a gullible fool.

There was a group of goth girls at my school who openly discussed their defecation. Even they were above me on the school's social hierarchy (although not by much)

Jesus.

You mention this to anyone else their balls would explode.

To be honest there's not many people below me in the social hierarchy. Just the weird kids, the sped kids, and the kids who think they're popular but are mocked.

I'm not exactly well known either. No one goes out of their way to talk to me. I'm the 'last resort', in a way.

The only students in my grade who were even lower than me on the social hierarchy were this severely autistic guy and this extremely smelly guy (who was also extremely strange; maybe an autist)

Yep. All schools have those typa guys.

I'd say my prime was in middle school. I used to jester and quite literally make a fool of myself. Girls treated me like their gay best friend (no, I'm not a fag, nor was I back then).
 
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I did but I moved to sit with my ricecel friends
 
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I've always been a gullible fool.



Jesus.

You mention this to anyone else their balls would explode.

To be honest there's not many people below me in the social hierarchy. Just the weird kids, the sped kids, and the kids who think they're popular but are mocked.

I'm not exactly well known either. No one goes out of their way to talk to me. I'm the 'last resort', in a way.



Yep. All schools have those typa guys.

I'd say my prime was in middle school. I used to jester and quite literally make a fool of myself. Girls treated me like their gay best friend (no, I'm not a fag, nor was I back then).
I had decent social standing until 6th grade or so

In high school, I was well-known, yet in a bad way
 
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Molly was the best kid on HS, she was cool with everyone excluding me
 

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