have you guys heard about 5g laser from turkey ? (subhumans GTFIH)

[Deleted member 10494]

some company in Turkey claims it can change eye color, had success prior, not related to Strôma. https://www.worldeyelaser.com/5g-plus
i'll finally ascend beyond my subhumanity when i get this done

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Just trust a random kebab with your eyes bro

 

[elfmaxx]

Just trust a random kebab with your eyes bro

better just do one eye to be safe, heterochromia is awesome anywayz

 

[Patient A]

Just come to my house bro I can do it with a laser I got for like $20, I will laser your friggin eyeballs for free ded srs

 

[Deleted member 10524]

Money would be better spent on face itself

 

[Deleted member 10494]

Money would be better spent on face itself

yea but i just need $30,000 to get everything done, including eye color

 

[Patient A]

All posts on this account are strictly satirical, I am mentally ill so nothing I say should be taken seriously.

 

[Deleted member 10494]

mirin' my shit life ngl

 

[MentalistKebab]

Go for one eye, and come tell us the difference after that.

In that way we will both get an idea how much difference will it make, and you will not risk blindness

 

[goat2x]

just do fucking lower eyelid surgery instead jfl at this utter coep