Have you taken the dogpill?

[Deleted member 23895]

According to studies men with dogs are seen as more attractive to women, almost every tinder profile expects you to have a dog.

I’ve tried to dogmaxx by purchasing one but they’re so fucking expensive, these breeders slap preposterous price tags on these things, so I simply resort to frauding by posing with a friend’s boxer-chow mix. It seems to work.

 

[Deleted member 22918]

have u taken the horsepill?

Spoiler

 

[aBetterMii]

Dogpill was what ruined me

 

[Deleted member 17531]

I swallowed it

 

[Deleted member 23895]

Dogpill was what ruined me

You say you’re mtn, has having a dog aided you in your ascension? Or does your gf love the dog more than you

 

[aBetterMii]

You say you’re mtn, has having a dog aided you in your ascension? Or does your gf love the dog more than you

What? Schizo shit

 

[aBetterMii]

You say you’re mtn, has having a dog aided you in your ascension? Or does your gf love the dog more than you

Im LTN with no ascension or gf

 

[Deleted member 22099]

I hate dogs

 

[Deleted member 23895]

I hate dogs

I’m partial to dogs to an extent, many dogs that I’ve crossed paths with have been hit or miss, All my cousins have border collies and they’re adhd dogs but very smart and not agressive, but too high maintenance, and don’t seem to get along with other dogs at all, meanwhile my friend’s boxer chow mix just lounges around all day and doesn’t bother anybody

 

[Allandro]

According to studies men with dogs are seen as more attractive to women, almost every tinder profile expects you to have a dog.

I’ve tried to dogmaxx by purchasing one but they’re so fucking expensive, these breeders slap preposterous price tags on these things, so I simply resort to frauding by posing with a friend’s boxer-chow mix. It seems to work.

So you are telling me you bought a dog just for girls?

 

[Deleted member 23895]

So you are telling me you bought a dog just for girls?

No, I’m not spending 2k on a dog. I’m borrowing my friend’s chow-boxer mix to see where that gets me