Have you taken the Mike Thurston pill?

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Face so good he gets asked to be placed on erotica book covers

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Get's paid millions to chill on yachts all day with instagram sluts

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Slayed all the way through university back in the early 2010s, when literally nobody gymcelled + no online dating

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@ChickenAndRiceBrah post the iconic gif
 
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Met him a couple of times in Dubai 😻😻🤙🤙. Very humble guy wallah. Around 0.5 inches taller than me depending on footwear 😻😻😻🤙🤙🤙
 
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This thread about him was suifuel
 
Face so good he gets asked to be placed on erotica book covers

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Get's paid millions to chill on yachts all day with instagram sluts

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Slayed all the way through university back in the early 2010s, when literally nobody gymcelled + no online dating

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Its awesome for him, but the real red-pill is that none of em are jb , which are the sexiest of all
 
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his forehead is too round, hairline too high, and his chin is retruded. he is forever a joke
 
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nah, Nanapill where its at :owo:

 
how can threads like this motivate me to keep going on with my life?

i have to do 12 years of med school like a dog
have to gymcel
lose my collagen because of stress due to med school being hard

just to have be LTRmaxxed to some mid bitch

meanwhile all he had to do was exist
 
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He's a real Chad it's over for twinks worshippers like Tails
 
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how can threads like this motivate me to keep going on with my life?

i have to do 12 years of med school like a dog
have to gymcel
lose my collagen because of stress due to med school being hard

just to have be LTRmaxxed to some mid bitch

meanwhile all he had to do was exist
You don't have to do all that med school shit
 
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Mike Thurston is a real life gigachad
 
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You don't have to do all that med school shit
yes but its fun, i met a lot of cool people that share pesroanntlies w me
i actually met many girls that share my persona and we might smash too

so its good shit overrall
 
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how can threads like this motivate me to keep going on with my life?

i have to do 12 years of med school like a dog
have to gymcel
lose my collagen because of stress due to med school being hard

just to have be LTRmaxxed to some mid bitch

meanwhile all he had to do was exist
Cope bitches don't care about money at all till their used up. You should jb max while you can. Old users here are learning the hard way no amount of slays with even instagram model tier foids can mog fucking a prime jb.
 
Mike Thurston is a real life gigachad
he has tiny bones, is roughly the size of a wymxn, and routinely gets height mogged in photos
 
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buzz cut pilled again
 
he has tiny bones, is roughly the size of a wymxn, and routinely gets height mogged in photos
Never noticed his tiny bones, and I’m pretty sure he’s 6ft or at least 5’11
 
Cope bitches don't care about money at all till their used up. You should jb max while you can. Old users here are learning the hard way no amount of slays with even instagram model tier foids can mog fucking a prime jb.
i get jbs lol its about thinking long term bro
 
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he has tiny bones, is roughly the size of a wymxn, and routinely gets height mogged in photos
lets be real looksmaxxed does it matter bro, yes he has tiny bones yes blablaba

at the end of the day bro, he makes like thousands of thosuadns out of nothing
fucks hot bitches and get invited to fuck hot bitches on yachts

like damn
 
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i get jbs lol its about thinking long term bro
Mirin bro, you won at life:geek:, you beat all these there slayers with their " 100+ lay count BRO" cause their fucking old used up roasties.
 
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Mirin bro, you won at life:geek:, you beat all these there slayers with their " 100+ lay count BRO" cause their fucking old used up roasties.
i mean bro i live in a country where sex is taboo and msot girls i fw'd were virgins and i'm 18

its easy to fuck jbs here espceially as an 18 yr old guy like me
 
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Face so good he gets asked to be placed on erotica book covers

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Get's paid millions to chill on yachts all day with instagram sluts

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Literally only mid girls
 
Literally only mid girls
Only cause he wants it

I’m sure there are hundreds of stacies in his DMs through money and status alone, never mind his looks
 
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Only cause he wants it

I’m sure there are hundreds of stacies in his DMs through money and status alone, never mind his looks
I agree. I can’t cope that he has it all. Idc about his face mine is more than enough to get lusted by the girls he is lusted upon if not more. What i dont and will never have is his carefree lifestyle and money. I dont even wanna slay just be enough rich to never work agaib
 
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lets be real looksmaxxed does it matter bro, yes he has tiny bones yes blablaba

at the end of the day bro, he makes like thousands of thosuadns out of nothing
fucks hot bitches and get invited to fuck hot bitches on yachts

like damn

he makes that by being a cuck to corporate interests. sam hyde unironically lifemogs him into oblivion. while thurston's running around doing the bidding of his corporate masters and shilling for advertiser revenue, sam hyde is beholden to no one and does what he wants.

thurston has to promote that bluepilled lifestyle to incels, it's what dan bilzerian did. ie look at me on this boat with all these instagram models. lets consider the logistics of that and see how bullshit it all is.

so he's going to be alone on this boat with all these wymxn, isolated from the world. what is he going to talk about with them after he finishes having sex presumably in 5 minutes? obviously they're being paid by his corporate sponsors to be there, imagine how awkward it all would be. obviously,they merely took a photo there, some corporate cuck in a suit probably came by and told them what a good job they're doing, and after 1 hour they went back on shore and he went back on a computer to do his work while the others go and edit the video on a computer like a cuck, or whatever.

pull back the curtains and you will see a 5'8 manlet with a fucked up cranium doing hair transplants because he's bald from the stress+roids, facing the dread of aging and becoming irrelevant to his audience, trying to run a business shilling crappy products. he's basically just a salesman in a social media centric pyramid scheme comprised of other social media "influencers" and they're all working hard trying to make their masters filthy rich off incel money while they get some scraps on the side as their reward.

no one who actually lives his kind of lifestyle for real, would try so hard on camera to convince you how good it is. they'd want to keep it a secret especially if they're banging multiple jbs a day on a yacht out in the ocean. mike thurston looks like he's having a seizure every time he's on camera shaking his bald head in front of the camera trying to ham it up for his normie audience.

thurston is unironically an example of lookism. because he's so small and fucked up looking, he has to compensate just like that goblin bilzerian. real gigachads do all this shit on the down low with 14 year olds.
 
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he makes that by being a cuck to corporate interests. sam hyde unironically lifemogs him into oblivion. while thurston's running around doing the bidding of his corporate masters and shilling for advertiser revenue, sam hyde is beholden to no one and does what he wants.

thurston has to promote that bluepilled lifestyle to incels, it's what dan bilzerian did. ie look at me on this boat with all these instagram models. lets consider the logistics of that and see how bullshit it all is.

so he's going to be alone on this boat with all these wymxn, isolated from the world. what is he going to talk about with them after he finishes having sex presumably in 5 minutes? obviously they're being paid by his corporate sponsors to be there, imagine how awkward it all would be. obviously,they merely took a photo there, some corporate cuck in a suit probably came by and told them what a good job they're doing, and after 1 hour they went back on shore and he went back on a computer to do his work while the others go and edit the video on a computer like a cuck, or whatever.

pull back the curtains and you will see a 5'8 manlet with a fucked up cranium doing hair transplants because he's bald from the stress+roids, facing the dread of aging and becoming irrelevant to his audience, trying to run a business shilling crappy products. he's basically just a salesman in a social media centric pyramid scheme comprised of other social media "influencers" and they're all working hard trying to make their masters filthy rich off incel money while they get some scraps on the side as their reward.

no one who actually lives his kind of lifestyle for real, would try so hard on camera to convince you how good it is. they'd want to keep it a secret especially if they're banging multiple jbs a day on a yacht out in the ocean. mike thurston looks like he's having a seizure every time he's on camera shaking his bald head in front of the camera trying to ham it up for his normie audience.

thurston is unironically an example of lookism. because he's so small and fucked up looking, he has to compensate just like that goblin bilzerian. real gigachads do all this shit on the down low with 14 year olds.
Caged but tbh thats not a life i want i just want the money
 
Reason why people here say and cope that gymcel doesnt do anything is because they themselfs are coping with NATTY GYMCELING,
if you roid and go for the type of physique mike thirston has, provided u are at least normie in the face u will SLAY, period.
 
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Have you taken the forevergymcelling pill where you rot on internet forums posting about other successful men all day?
 
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His nose is ideal for a male
 
Face so good he gets asked to be placed on erotica book covers

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Get's paid millions to chill on yachts all day with instagram sluts

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Slayed all the way through university back in the early 2010s, when literally nobody gymcelled + no online dating

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@marauder High class old money slayer
 
Rope industry should hire you. Killer advertisement.
 
His jaw is ideal for men.
Robust V shape.
 
It’s over
 
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Death to all who mog me in any way.
 
Can't cope, all I can do is gymmaxx further to look like him but my subhuman muscle genetics only allow me to look like him natty
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