Have your parents caught you masturbating?

[lato190]

tell your stories

 

[Deleted member 1680]

No but theyve seen my camera roll, they were debating whether ot not they should send me to a psychiatrist

 

[IWantToMax]

My father, twice.

Both times he ran to the kitchen yelling that I was jacking off, so that all the family would know

 

[maxmendietta]

Nah. But once my teacher noticed why i always took so long on the bathroom and i masturbated during his class cuz super hot foid (INCEL TRAIT).
One day he went and knocked the fucking stall like a bull and i didnt had time to de-erect my 14 yr old tiny cock and he saw me with it erected.
He just went to the classroom and told me next time i'd go to the principals office.
will never forget tbh

 

[Deleted member 3962]

Yes

ma walked in

i just said “sup” and continued

Yes

ma walked in

i just said “sup” and continued

Tales

 

[Deleted member 209]

no but they did catch me looking at traps and male models

 

[Nrrr15]

No

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[maxmendietta]

Yes

ma walked in

i just said “sup” and continued

Tales

tales from the porn hub production kike basement

 

[Deleted member 3962]

tales from the porn hub production kike basement

Tales

 

[maxmendietta]

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I'm gonna bleach my fucking eyes i did watch this entire fucking shit

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Nope, but I showed porn to my mum by accident

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Never.

My reflexes were always top tier.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[maxmendietta]

Nope, but I showed porn to my mum by accident

LOLED
CHAD TRAIT TBH NGL

 

[Deleted member 4310]

I was on my computer watching porn with headphones on, the volume was high so I didn't hear anything that was happening in my room and the computer screen is against the wall so I couldn't see anything behind me.

I was completely naked with a raging boner and jerked off like there was no tomorrow.

When I was done I turned around to get some paper and handlotion. I look at my table in the middle of the room and my heart skips a beat, the panick that hit me was unbearable.

On the table I see a plate with two cheese sandwiches and a glass of chocolatemilk...

 

[Deleted member 4310]

My father, twice.

Both times he ran to the kitchen yelling that I was jacking off, so that all the family would know

Real mvp

 

[Saelyn]

Nope, I did caught my parents having it tho, they were trying all kind of positions. When they were almost done, I simply allowed my presence to be known.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Thank god no

 

[Pietrosiek]

Never. I fap in the toilet or when they are sleeping

 

[Zdeweilx]

I was on my computer watching porn with headphones on, the volume was high so I didn't hear anything that was happening in my room and the computer screen is against the wall so I couldn't see anything behind me.

I was completely naked with a raging boner and jerked off like there was no tomorrow.

When I was done I turned around to get some paper and handlotion. I look at my table in the middle of the room and my heart skips a beat, the panick that hit me was unbearable.

On the table I see a plate with two cheese sandwiches and a glass of chocolatemilk...

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Nah. But once my teacher noticed why i always took so long on the bathroom and i masturbated during his class cuz super hot foid (INCEL TRAIT).
One day he went and knocked the fucking stall like a bull and i didnt had time to de-erect my 14 yr old tiny cock and he saw me with it erected.
He just went to the classroom and told me next time i'd go to the principals office.
will never forget tbh

Had me dying

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Once I coomed driving to uni on the freeway.
Idk how people can get caught srs, just don't do it when parents are around

 

[Deleted member 2769]

Once I coomed driving to uni on the freeway.
Idk how people can get caught srs, just don't do it when parents are around

@Goblin s me

 

[Pietrosiek]

I was on my computer watching porn with headphones on, the volume was high so I didn't hear anything that was happening in my room and the computer screen is against the wall so I couldn't see anything behind me.

I was completely naked with a raging boner and jerked off like there was no tomorrow.

When I was done I turned around to get some paper and handlotion. I look at my table in the middle of the room and my heart skips a beat, the panick that hit me was unbearable.

On the table I see a plate with two cheese sandwiches and a glass of chocolatemilk...

Holy fuck man.

Once I coomed driving to uni on the freeway.
Idk how people can get caught srs, just don't do it when parents are around

Imagine getting cought by hot stepsister and having 8x6 cock. Oh my noughty bro... Let me help you with that!

 

[Deleted member 2769]

I was on my computer watching porn with headphones on, the volume was high so I didn't hear anything that was happening in my room and the computer screen is against the wall so I couldn't see anything behind me.

I was completely naked with a raging boner and jerked off like there was no tomorrow.

When I was done I turned around to get some paper and handlotion. I look at my table in the middle of the room and my heart skips a beat, the panick that hit me was unbearable.

On the table I see a plate with two cheese sandwiches and a glass of chocolatemilk...

fake

 

[DianabolDownie]

My mother caught me once years back and told my father, he came home to give a long lecture.
For months I was not allowed to be in the bathroom for too long or lock any doors.

It was annoying as hell trying to take a shit and having someone knock on the door every 3 minutes asking what you are doing.

 

[Pietrosiek]

My mother caught me once years back and told my father, he came home to give a long lecture.
For months I was not allowed to be in the bathroom for too long or lock any doors.

It was annoying as hell trying to take a shit and having someone knock on the door every 3 minutes asking what you are doing.

How the fuck young man cant fap? Your dad wasnt young? Its suffering dude. Even in school they theach that fapping is good so just tell this your parents

 

[DianabolDownie]

How the fuck young man cant fap? Your dad wasnt young? Its suffering dude. Even in school they theach that fapping is good so just tell this your parents

Nah, highly religiouss.

I think she was very weirded out by the fact i was doing it on my sisters bed while she was in the shower, but at the time I had no bed and slept on the couch so I just wanted something comfy to lay on while doing it that wasnt where everyone could see

 

[Pietrosiek]

Nah, highly religiouss.

I think she was very weirded out by the fact i was doing it on my sisters bed while she was in the shower, but at the time I had no bed and slept on the couch so I just wanted something comfy to lay on while doing it that wasnt where everyone could see

Religion is one big cope

 

[Deleted member 4310]

fake

I wish man, you know when you have these dreams that feels so real that you're not entirely sure they weren't? The years pass after that dream and you kinda forget about until you happen to recall it years later and because it was so long ago you serioulsy can't tell if it happened or not.

I hope this is the case, it feels so surreal. This happened 7 years ago.

 

[Deleted member 4310]

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do u drink in swedenn? @Goblin have u been to sweden little man

Haha damn u know it

 

[Deleted member 2769]

Haha damn u know it

yes. @Goblin is swedish and gave me some btw are u sans?

 

[Deleted member 4310]

yes. @Goblin is swedish and gave me some btw are u sans?

Sans?

 

[Deleted member 2769]

Sans?

he is a swede from incels.is

 

[Deleted member 4310]

he is a swede from incels.is

Nah I wasn't really active there just lurked

 

[Tony]

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[PenileFacialSurgery]

No but theyve seen my camera roll, they were debating whether ot not they should send me to a psychiatrist

The hell type of pics u had on there

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

Yes my mom walked in on me so i turned and stared her down dead in the eye while still stroking my cawk. Learn to knock bitch

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@maxmendietta welcome back you funny motherfucker

 

[Deleted member 1680]

The hell type of pics u had on there

Like a billion autistic selfies from a billion autistic angles

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[RichmondBread]

No. But I was wrongly accused of doing that in the stairwell at my high school. I wasn't doing any such thing. Then when friends came over I was on the phone and just happen to be adjusting myself when they walked in the room. I was on the phone with a girl I liked so that didn't help matters any.

 

[Deleted member 4570]

i need to stop fapping before my parents find out its bound to happen but my dick went crazy today and I coom

 

[Deleted member 1680]

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Yes bro

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Deleted member 1680]

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Happy new year as well bro