Having a baby is so fucking hard

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TheTallnUgly

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Had one with my girl a few weeks ago

Blud it's so hard to look after him

He literally sleeps like 1 hour then needs feeding, then burping for 20 minutes

Then he's freaking out cos he shit himself

Then he's freaking out cos got gas

Then freaking out cos need to burp again

Then he's gonna vomit his milk.then u gotta feed.him again

Jesus so impossible to get 5 minutes to.fuck my.girl or relax

And I'm working full.time which I can barely have energy to do, let alone look after a baby too

And gf basically.gets 0 sleep. She can only.sleep for 1-2 hours every few hours when he's asleep . But she can't sleep during that time

So fucking hard. What do we even do theory
 
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start injecting him with HGH

also that pussy can not hit after a baby just slid out that thang.. i feel sorry for u
 
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start injecting him with HGH

also that pussy can not hit after a baby just slid out that thang.. i feel sorry for u
Nah he's already top percentile for his age

She had c section.
I'm thankful for that pleasure-wise
My bank account isn't happy tho that shit is way expensive
 
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Breastfeeding and raw liver
 
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bro how old are u
 
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Should've thought of all that before you made the baby
 
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Did you have this child out of wedlock?
 
Congrats bro. (Only if it’s a boy tho)
 
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Are you from India? Why do you not get parental leave, LOL!
 
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are you retarded?:lul:
How low IQ do you have to be to show her his videos! :lul:

She is probably going to leave this guy for her personal trainer.
:ROFLMAO:
 
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Not really
Imagine not having a goatispilled gf
breeding at 20 and feeding your child raw meat, the consequences of giving internet to shitskins smh
 
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How does everyone do this though?
First, before ever having a baby I'd say, have at least 50k you don't mind burning. Have extended family that'll help you raise the baby every now and then. Get all your sleep and sex in before the baby is born because you're not gonna have that anymore for at least 5 years. Know what wedlock means.

The way the world is right now, you can probably just surrender it to your local Carls Jr for a refund.
 
breeding at 20 and feeding your child raw meat, the consequences of giving internet to shitskins smh
Yeah bro I'm goatispilled brahh

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Regarding race..

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Why tf would you have a kid at 20 anyways
 
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I didn't have to open his profile to know that, the stink was reeking from miles before I clicked this thread
If this is his ideal girl, I don't even want to know what kind of gollum like creature he impregnated...
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First, before ever having a baby I'd say, have at least 50k you don't mind burning. Have extended family that'll help you raise the baby every now and then. Get all your sleep and sex in before the baby is born because you're not gonna have that anymore for at least 5 years. Know what wedlock means.

The way the world is right now, you can probably just surrender it to your local Carls Jr for a rerefund.
All your takes here were so bad

Nigga what? Babies are so cheap. Literally free since they just drink breastmilk

We still have sex everyday

Why care what wedlock means, it's a meaningless formal contract aka irrelevant slave shit
 
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Congratulations fella
 
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If this is his ideal girl, I don't even want to know what kind of gollum like creature he impregnated...
we need to implement total skin color segregation on this forum. If you are brown or black you should present mensa certificate before mods approve your account.
 
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Should have left when shit got real. I cant imagine taking care of a literal younger me subhuman
 
we need to implement total skin color segregation on this forum. If you are brown or black you should present mensa certificate before mods approve your account.
I IQ mog the fuck out of everyone in this forum to oblivion. Thats why I live a luxury lifestyle and have a hot gf and kid. While yoy have nothing but rot on incel forums alone and jack off into ur sock every night in ur moms basement
 

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