having a girlfriend is hell

[Big Boss]

Having a girlfriend taught me women are permanent toddlers with tits. One minute she’s cooking and calling you daddy, next minute she’s crying over some instagram bitch’s vacation and demanding you fix her nonexistent problems. I’ve never seen a more unstable creature, she’ll suck your dick like a vacuum then accuse you of being toxic for not texting back in 11 minutes. The whole partner thing is a scam, she’s just a cute emotional terrorist who drains your time, money and sanity while claiming she’s “supporting” you. 10/10 would filter harder next time

 

[Mogmo]

better than being an incel

 

[sample]

better than being an incel

type shit

 

[Klasik616]

Women can't save money, they expend it all and make men spend money.

 

[lenvoalt]

i’m not reading all that but you don’t have a girlfriend

 

[76.1]

Isn't your girlfriend 16 and you're 22?

Or was that a thread someone else made.

Sorry for the confusion if it was.

 

[brielarsonbf]

Having a girlfriend taught me women are permanent toddlers with tits. One minute she’s cooking and calling you daddy, next minute she’s crying over some instagram bitch’s vacation and demanding you fix her nonexistent problems. I’ve never seen a more unstable creature, she’ll suck your dick like a vacuum then accuse you of being toxic for not texting back in 11 minutes. The whole partner thing is a scam, she’s just a cute emotional terrorist who drains your time, money and sanity while claiming she’s “supporting” you. 10/10 would filter harder next time

im mentally untouchable tho

 

[brielarsonbf]

i’m not reading all that but you don’t have a girlfriend

how could he lmaooo
half his posts are erotic and shee

 

[Absurdist]

holy dnr

 

[hardmaxxx]

Isn't your girlfriend 16 and you're 22?

Or was that a thread someone else made.

Sorry for the confusion if it was.

oh my god who the fuck is that

 

[itsoverforyoubro]

Having a girlfriend taught me women are permanent toddlers with tits. One minute she’s cooking and calling you daddy, next minute she’s crying over some instagram bitch’s vacation and demanding you fix her nonexistent problems. I’ve never seen a more unstable creature, she’ll suck your dick like a vacuum then accuse you of being toxic for not texting back in 11 minutes. The whole partner thing is a scam, she’s just a cute emotional terrorist who drains your time, money and sanity while claiming she’s “supporting” you. 10/10 would filter harder next time

Not a single lie in this whole paragraph

It is hell and I’ll never waste my time on it again

 

[Big Boss]

Isn't your girlfriend 16 and you're 22?

Yes

oh my god who the fuck is that

me

how could he lmaooo
half his posts are erotic and shee

cope , look through my threads

 

[hardmaxxx]

Yes

me

cope , look through my threads

nigga u a pedophile @jidion

 

[turbocuckcel_7000000]

Yes

based and goals

 

[horseman.]

Ye water

 

[2s2f]

I wish I had a girlfriend

 

[daniel333]

i’m not reading all that but you don’t have a girlfriend

"Allat" nigga are you serious

 

[lenvoalt]

"Allat" nigga are you serious

yes I am nigga

 

[GeneticsIsEverythin]

Just need to be like Barney Stinson your whole life

 

[Shirobon]

Having a girlfriend taught me women are permanent toddlers with tits. One minute she’s cooking and calling you daddy, next minute she’s crying over some instagram bitch’s vacation and demanding you fix her nonexistent problems. I’ve never seen a more unstable creature, she’ll suck your dick like a vacuum then accuse you of being toxic for not texting back in 11 minutes. The whole partner thing is a scam, she’s just a cute emotional terrorist who drains your time, money and sanity while claiming she’s “supporting” you. 10/10 would filter harder next time