Having a pet monkey would make you undateable

[RealSurgerymax]

Im not sure any girl would put up with that shit even for chad.

Imagine having a monkey leaping throughout the fucking house knocking shit over, being loud and obnoxious and getting its germs everywhere.

If it was practical and socially acceptable I would have a silly spider monkey over some retarded Macaque.

Plus having a pet monkey is a big red flag in of itself. What personality flaws are you trying to make up for that you need some eccentric pet. Only a complete whacko would have a pet monkey.

And if a GIRL has a pet monkey - she must be CRAZY AS HELL 1000%

Some exotic pets are probably ok:

• Snakes: Its ok if ur a teenager but it gives juvenile vibes to have a pet snake IMO. Plus they smell terrible, put germs into the air, and eat literal rats, which is disgusting. If you have a pet snake you better be going to the pet store to get the feeder mouse every 2 weeks because its DISGUSTING to most people - and especially any feminine woman - to have a bag of frozen feeder rats in the freezer. (I'll admit I had a couple snakes as a boy but I lost most of my interest when I realized how nasty they are in my adulthood. If I ever got another snake, it would be kept in a detached area from the main house, and it would be either a rattlesnake, cobra, or blue insularis viper. The only truly blue snake....)
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• Fish: Fully okay. Elegant and mature. As long as ur not too obsessive and treat it as a high class decoration. Saltwater fish happens to be one of my hobbies.
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• Various large lizards (Monitors, Iguanas, Bearded Dragon): Also juvenile. Pretty much the only adults who keep reptiles are either juvenile or weirdos with lots of tattoos and piercings. Not high class at all. They eat nasty ass meal worms and monitors even eat mice. Gross shit.
• Small lizards, frogs: Like geckos, dart frogs, tree frogs. They're okay especially if they have a nice living terrarium with live plants and water feature. It can look quite nice and elegant and bring life to the space.
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No pets mogs lifestyle wise. Can travel, no pet hair on all ur clothes and furniture. No dander.

If u have to have one, as a grown Man U should only be getting a good breed of dog. No cat. No reptiles. No monkey, tiger or goat.

Personally here's what Im getting next year:

 

[mvpisafaggot420]

high iq

 

[PeakIncels]

why would you ever want a monkey as a pet? they are not cute, or funny, just a nuisance.
cats and dogs are much better, especially cats.

 

[PeakIncels]

but also i agree on the no pet part, not having one mogs, lonely but better

 

[RealSurgerymax]

Also adding that Birds are right on the line. They are loud and obnoxious, not well potty trained, but also beautiful and personable.

 

[gonnabehappy]

“Saltwater fish happens to be one of my hobbies”

 

[Foreverbrad]

Dogs are a massive status flex and no other type of pet gives ROI.

A fish is a decoration not a pet, absolutely, “pet fish” is a silly concept.

 

[eBoy_]

 

[RealSurgerymax]

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Owning a monkey is a death sentence.

 

[underatedgreycel]

what even makes u think of this bro

 

[Noesis]

Imagine having a monkey leaping throughout the fucking house knocking shit over, being loud and obnoxious and getting its germs everywhere.

 

[RealSurgerymax]

what even makes u think of this bro

Im in thailand and some ppl illegal have pet monkeys here. Obv no one enforces the laws on them bc its thailand

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Im not sure any girl would put up with that shit even for chad.

Imagine having a monkey leaping throughout the fucking house knocking shit over, being loud and obnoxious and getting its germs everywhere.

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If it was practical and socially acceptable I would have a silly spider monkey over some retarded Macaque.

Plus having a pet monkey is a big red flag in of itself. What personality flaws are you trying to make up for that you need some eccentric pet. Only a complete whacko would have a pet monkey.

And if a GIRL has a pet monkey - she must be CRAZY AS HELL 1000%
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Some exotic pets are probably ok:

• Snakes: Its ok if ur a teenager but it gives juvenile vibes to have a pet snake IMO. Plus they smell terrible, put germs into the air, and eat literal rats, which is disgusting. If you have a pet snake you better be going to the pet store to get the feeder mouse every 2 weeks because its DISGUSTING to most people - and especially any feminine woman - to have a bag of frozen feeder rats in the freezer. (I'll admit I had a couple snakes as a boy but I lost most of my interest when I realized how nasty they are in my adulthood. If I ever got another snake, it would be kept in a detached area from the main house, and it would be either a rattlesnake, cobra, or blue insularis viper. The only truly blue snake....)
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• Fish: Fully okay. Elegant and mature. As long as ur not too obsessive and treat it as a high class decoration. Saltwater fish happens to be one of my hobbies.
• View attachment 4235812
• Various large lizards (Monitors, Iguanas, Bearded Dragon): Also juvenile. Pretty much the only adults who keep reptiles are either juvenile or weirdos with lots of tattoos and piercings. Not high class at all. They eat nasty ass meal worms and monitors even eat mice. Gross shit.
• Small lizards, frogs: Like geckos, dart frogs, tree frogs. They're okay especially if they have a nice living terrarium with live plants and water feature. It can look quite nice and elegant and bring life to the space.
• View attachment 4235815

No pets mogs lifestyle wise. Can travel, no pet hair on all ur clothes and furniture. No dander.

If u have to have one, as a grown Man U should only be getting a good breed of dog. No cat. No reptiles. No monkey, tiger or goat.

Personally here's what Im getting next year:
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Must control the urge to say something racist regarding white women with black men

 

[offtogandyheaven]

seems really fun because they are very sentient

 

[offtogandyheaven]

• Snakes: Its ok if ur a teenager but it gives juvenile vibes to have a pet snake IMO. Plus they smell terrible, put germs into the air, and eat literal rats, which is disgusting. If you have a pet snake you better be going to the pet store to get the feeder mouse every 2 weeks because its DISGUSTING to most people - and especially any feminine woman - to have a bag of frozen feeder rats in the freezer. (I'll admit I had a couple snakes as a boy but I lost most of my interest when I realized how nasty they are in my adulthood. If I ever got another snake, it would be kept in a detached area from the main house, and it would be either a rattlesnake, cobra, or blue insularis viper. The only truly blue snake....)
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snakes are so fucking shit i had one for over a year up until like two weeks ago i chopped his head off

 

[inversions]

Im not sure any girl would put up with that shit even for chad.

Imagine having a monkey leaping throughout the fucking house knocking shit over, being loud and obnoxious and getting its germs everywhere.

View attachment 4235793View attachment 4235798
If it was practical and socially acceptable I would have a silly spider monkey over some retarded Macaque.

Plus having a pet monkey is a big red flag in of itself. What personality flaws are you trying to make up for that you need some eccentric pet. Only a complete whacko would have a pet monkey.

And if a GIRL has a pet monkey - she must be CRAZY AS HELL 1000%
View attachment 4235801

Some exotic pets are probably ok:

• Snakes: Its ok if ur a teenager but it gives juvenile vibes to have a pet snake IMO. Plus they smell terrible, put germs into the air, and eat literal rats, which is disgusting. If you have a pet snake you better be going to the pet store to get the feeder mouse every 2 weeks because its DISGUSTING to most people - and especially any feminine woman - to have a bag of frozen feeder rats in the freezer. (I'll admit I had a couple snakes as a boy but I lost most of my interest when I realized how nasty they are in my adulthood. If I ever got another snake, it would be kept in a detached area from the main house, and it would be either a rattlesnake, cobra, or blue insularis viper. The only truly blue snake....)
• View attachment 4235807
• Fish: Fully okay. Elegant and mature. As long as ur not too obsessive and treat it as a high class decoration. Saltwater fish happens to be one of my hobbies.
• View attachment 4235812
• Various large lizards (Monitors, Iguanas, Bearded Dragon): Also juvenile. Pretty much the only adults who keep reptiles are either juvenile or weirdos with lots of tattoos and piercings. Not high class at all. They eat nasty ass meal worms and monitors even eat mice. Gross shit.
• Small lizards, frogs: Like geckos, dart frogs, tree frogs. They're okay especially if they have a nice living terrarium with live plants and water feature. It can look quite nice and elegant and bring life to the space.
• View attachment 4235815

No pets mogs lifestyle wise. Can travel, no pet hair on all ur clothes and furniture. No dander.

If u have to have one, as a grown Man U should only be getting a good breed of dog. No cat. No reptiles. No monkey, tiger or goat.

Personally here's what Im getting next year:
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If you want a specific type of girl it works

Like you see those larp rich lifestyle slideshows on tiktok and you see a monkey with vvs diamonds on his neck and shit

Its supposed to be different and not attract the average girl

 

[RealSurgerymax]

If you want a specific type of girl it works

Like you see those larp rich lifestyle slideshows on tiktok and you see a monkey with vvs diamonds on his neck and shit

Its supposed to be different and not attract the average girl

That specific type of girl probably has issues

 

[Gonthar]

Im not sure any girl would put up with that shit even for chad.

Some of the biggest celebrities had pet monkeys: Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber, etc., it's a pretty big flex owning one, it implies you're rich or can afford having special staff to take care of it.

From Justin Bieber to Elvis Presley: Celebrities who have owned pet monkeys

Evolutionary scientist Ben Garrod says celebrities who own monkeys are "morons" because primates "are not domestic animals".

news.sky.com

 

[Swancel]

 

[taai]

I have 5 pigeons and if I don't clean before any girl coming into my house they'll just never come back at least you can put a diaper to the monkey

 

[Hernan]

Im not sure any girl would put up with that shit even for chad.

Imagine having a monkey leaping throughout the fucking house knocking shit over, being loud and obnoxious and getting its germs everywhere.

View attachment 4235793View attachment 4235798
If it was practical and socially acceptable I would have a silly spider monkey over some retarded Macaque.

Plus having a pet monkey is a big red flag in of itself. What personality flaws are you trying to make up for that you need some eccentric pet. Only a complete whacko would have a pet monkey.

And if a GIRL has a pet monkey - she must be CRAZY AS HELL 1000%
View attachment 4235801

Some exotic pets are probably ok:

• Snakes: Its ok if ur a teenager but it gives juvenile vibes to have a pet snake IMO. Plus they smell terrible, put germs into the air, and eat literal rats, which is disgusting. If you have a pet snake you better be going to the pet store to get the feeder mouse every 2 weeks because its DISGUSTING to most people - and especially any feminine woman - to have a bag of frozen feeder rats in the freezer. (I'll admit I had a couple snakes as a boy but I lost most of my interest when I realized how nasty they are in my adulthood. If I ever got another snake, it would be kept in a detached area from the main house, and it would be either a rattlesnake, cobra, or blue insularis viper. The only truly blue snake....)
• View attachment 4235807
• Fish: Fully okay. Elegant and mature. As long as ur not too obsessive and treat it as a high class decoration. Saltwater fish happens to be one of my hobbies.
• View attachment 4235812
• Various large lizards (Monitors, Iguanas, Bearded Dragon): Also juvenile. Pretty much the only adults who keep reptiles are either juvenile or weirdos with lots of tattoos and piercings. Not high class at all. They eat nasty ass meal worms and monitors even eat mice. Gross shit.
• Small lizards, frogs: Like geckos, dart frogs, tree frogs. They're okay especially if they have a nice living terrarium with live plants and water feature. It can look quite nice and elegant and bring life to the space.
• View attachment 4235815

No pets mogs lifestyle wise. Can travel, no pet hair on all ur clothes and furniture. No dander.

If u have to have one, as a grown Man U should only be getting a good breed of dog. No cat. No reptiles. No monkey, tiger or goat.

Personally here's what Im getting next year:
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@Orc gedachtegang over de reptielen?

 

[RealSurgerymax]

Some of the biggest celebrities had pet monkeys: Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber, etc., it's a pretty big flex owning one, it implies you're rich or can afford having special staff to take care of it.

From Justin Bieber to Elvis Presley: Celebrities who have owned pet monkeys

Evolutionary scientist Ben Garrod says celebrities who own monkeys are "morons" because primates "are not domestic animals".

news.sky.com

Idk I think they're out of style now.

 

[Aryan Incel]

High iq dogs mog

 

[MiserableMan]

Monkey are pretty smart, they don't deserve to be kept as pet to begin with. Less intelligent species like cats and dogs are better.

 

[Gonthar]

Here's what monkeys I would get as pets:
1) Howler monkeys - to piss off the neighbors because they have these demonic screams.


2) Siamang gibbons - they have that funny throat pouch that swells when they yell.


3) Proboscis monkey - another funny looking guy.