having an android decreases your SMV

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legit females are repulsed by androids and will laugh at you for having one, even if it costs more and is superior to the latest iphone

they would rather have a cracked, laggy iphone 6 than a brand new samsung s20
 
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Unmoggable chad
 
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Chad would slay with a flip phone
 
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Pro tip: just get a fake iPhone with Android made to look like iOS and you'll save a lot of money.
 
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This is legit
 
Legit, you need an iPhone to be neurotypical
 
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tfw u are a europoor and cant afford the latest iphone without working two jobs
 
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over for me and my 2012 samsung phone
 
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Normies are giga retarded. Why does mother nature hate me
 
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You need iPhone 8 and up to look NT. You're automatically labeled as as autistic in a normie's mind if you have an Android lmao
 
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Ye if you have a normie face you have to really max by getting an iPhone, having a nice wageslave job etc, just to get a normie looking girl
 
basically no one has an android who isnt a total sperg.
 
JFL if you think this matters even a smidgeon to Chad
 
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Chad would still slay even if he only had access to pay phones at liquor store corners
Chad could use an 19th century telegraph and still slay with ease
 
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Chad could use an 19th century telegraph and still slay with ease
Chad can use cave paintings to sext a girl and she will suck his dick
 
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Your face determines your smv, not a fucking phone you use LMAO.
 
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Your face determines your smv, not a fucking phone you use LMAO.
Niggas be looking like stblackops2cel's retarded cousin talmbout "I can't slay because I have an android and not the iPhone100. It's over"
 
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No it wont. Maybe flip phone will hurt your smv
 
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So many girls stop talking to me after I tell them I can't facetime
 
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So many girls stop talking to me after I tell them I can't facetime
Do you think it would matter if Chico told a girl he couldn't facetime?
 
Not true. You can look at my post to see how I look like. I have hella good charisma and personality. I met up with this girl and she tried taking my virginty but I didn't really want to lose it.
 
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Not true. You can look at my post to see how I look like. I have hella good charisma and personality. I met up with this girl and she tried taking my virginty but I didn't really want to lose it.
stfu u bluepilled cuck with ur charisma and personality nigga
 
Yea look at my posts and tell me i cant get girls because im recessed
u have an above avg body and seem to be tall really nothing special to get girls like that
 
Damn, so personality is cope?😂
personality is indeed cope
the only thing u can do with your personality is get girls off of you not attract them.
 
personality is indeed cope
the only thing u can do with your personality is get girls off of you not attract them.
Okay but what if you're displaying that you're hella confident
 
Okay but what if you're displaying that you're hella confident
doesnt change shit fuck off with ur redpill autism
 
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android mogs tho
 
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Legit, you need an iPhone to be neurotypical
Neurotypical or "NT" is an adjective of not displaying or characterized by autistic or other neurologically atypical patterns of thought or behavior. Basically, it means someone who is not on the Austism Spectrum or is not horribly shy.
 
i may have motorola flip phone
iu

looks way better than these bricks imo +comfy
 
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