Having an iPhone is a cheat code

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A friend of mine that got an iphone was chilling with it in class got interrupted by a mtb, she asked to borrow it, he gave her and she started checking out the camera. I think she took pics and probably didn't delete them :oops:
 
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phonemaxing
 
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Once bought the latest IPhone and people I had beef with in school who hated me started coming up to me asking about it and being friendly.
They didn't even want it or anything, they just liked me more because I had it.

Jfl, normies act like bots sometimes
 
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Ever since I bought an iPhone 13 Pro when it was new…

Absolutely fucking nothing changed and nobody ever commented on it except nerds saying iPhone is overpriced.

:lul::lul::lul:
 
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Once bought the latest IPhone and people I had beef with in school who hated me started coming up to me asking about it and being friendly.
They didn't even want it or anything, they just liked me more because I had it.

Jfl, normies act like bots sometimes
Same but my phone wasn't an iphone but like a good andriod mfs started talking to me and playing with it but some nga just had to rob me for it :feelswah:
 
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Same but my phone wasn't an iphone but like a good andriod mfs started talking to me and playing with it but some nga just had to rob me for it :feelswah:
Then you shoot up the block
 
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Ever since I bought an iPhone 13 Pro when it was new…

Absolutely fucking nothing changed and nobody ever commented on it except nerds saying iPhone is overpriced.

:lul::lul::lul:
Probably didn't flex it :feelsrope:
 
A friend of mine that got an iphone was chilling with it in class got interrupted by a mtb, she asked to borrow it, he gave her and she started checking out the camera. I think she took pics and probably didn't delete them :oops:
The way the iPhone has perfect symmetry and projection in all the correct places, harmonizes well enough for a sub5 face.

Brutal truth droidcels
 
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The way the iPhone has perfect symmetry and projection in all the correct places, harmonizes well enough for a sub5 face.

Brutal truth droidcels
:feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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The way the iPhone has perfect symmetry and projection in all the correct places, harmonizes well enough for a sub5 face.

Brutal truth droidcels
The mf was like sub 5 and still got to chat with a mtb, phonemaxxing is what they never tell u :feelsrope: if u ask for her number and u pull out an android she will probably put a fake number :incel:
 
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The mf was like sub 5 and still got to chat with a mtb, phonemaxxing is what they never tell u :feelsrope: if u ask for her number and u pull out an android she will probably put a fake number :incel:
Pfft she would spit in your face and then demand for it back
 
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Pfft she would spit in your face and then demand for it back
Then u turn around and see her giving a bj to a white kid and u see the reflection of the iphone blind you and now u gotta get a doctor but ur andriod lags and u become permanently blind :feelsrope:
 
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Then u turn around and see her giving a bj to a white kid and u see the reflection of the iphone blind you and now u gotta get a doctor but ur andriod lags and u become permanently blind :feelsrope:
And then the building’s roof collapsed but only on you so everyone cheers and lives happily ever after.
 
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And then the building’s roof collapsed but only on you so everyone cheers and lives happily ever after.
And then fitxfearless picks it up and says its not over then caterpcs appears and gives u an iPhone but u sustained too many injuries and can't walk so u end it by rolling of a bridge with a wheel chair :feelscry::feelscry:
 
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And then fitxfearless picks it up and says its not over then caterpcs appears and gives u an iPhone but u sustained too many injuries and can't walk so u end it by rolling of a bridge with a wheel chair :feelscry::feelscry:
But you somehow miraculously survive and end up in a semi vegetable state, given a shitty android tablet you can barely even use in your condition.

Over.
 
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apple = appeal
android = psl
 
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its not about the phone bro
 
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