Having sex one day will be my greatest accomplishment

[johnsmithcel]

I will see the credits rolling as soon as I nut. My life will be complete.

 

[juste]

nah it doesnt work like that
if you tryharded for it its in vain

my advice is
just open your legs to the first guy that is interested...

 

[Sprinkles]

Hope you get hiv after

 

[Pendejo]

You could literally do that tomorrow.

 

[johnsmithcel]

You could literally do that tomorrow.

how?

 

[Pendejo]

how?

Download Tinder.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Download Tinder.

no, it's over

too autistic for it

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I will see the credits rolling as soon as I nut. My life will be complete.

Haven’t you fucked escorts already? Do you not count those?

 

[Pendejo]

no, it's over

too autistic for it

Shut the fuck up, download it.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Shut the fuck up, download it.

I did, deleted it after even though my results were decent-ish for a single, blurry aspie selfie. OLD isn't for me.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Haven’t you fucked escorts already? Do you not count those?

no, I meant unpaid sex. Escortcelling doesn't count.

 

[Pendejo]

I did, deleted it after even though my results were decent-ish for a single, blurry aspie selfie. OLD isn't for me.

Download it again, but this time don't act like an avoidant cuck.

 

[johnsmithcel]

Download it again, but this time don't act like an avoidant cuck.

I live in a small city. It ruins my irl reputation as people might potentially recognize me as the guy from Tinder who uses autistic, friendless, basement selfies. I just don't have the social life for it.

 

[Pendejo]

I live in a small city. It ruins my irl reputation as people might potentially recognize me as the guy from Tinder who uses autistic, friendless, basement selfies.

They won't care, they are on Tinder too, and you can always spoof your location to a city nearby.