Having to eat at the table is worse then CIA torture

[xanlack]

Why do my parents insist on this. No background music, just the grotesque sounds of chewing and talk nobody actually cares about. Having to listen to the person next to me chew puts me off my appetite. Also, my plate was filled with vegetables. When i said “im full” my mother told me i didnt eat enough of the disgusting green demons. I said “why should i eat something that tastes terrible” and she said to put some salt on it. I then asked “if i have to put salt on it to make it taste good, why are we eating it?” She then said “because it is good for you” and when i asked for any logic she drew a blank. No surprises. Evil. Does she not realise we can get the same nutrients from delicious meat? Sigh. The noises a quiet room filled with people eating food is worse then the stuff john kiraku talks about.

 

[IndecentEyes]

 

[Gudlifer]

put a bomb in the table let's see who's quiet now