He would scream when he would see a fat ass

[Vermilioncore]

When My old buddy and I would be at the mall or store and a woman would pass by I’d look at him and see him stare at her ass with sadness in his eyes then he’d scream and make a mess of himself and I’d ignore him becuase I knew he was self destructing and trying to demolish himself becuase he knew he couldn’t fuck that ass

 

[Deleted member 1813]

Blud friends with retards

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Blud friends with retards

Skill based matchmaking

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Nah bro really said

"whoah..

GYAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!"

 

[Deleted member 118189]

When My old buddy and I would be at the mall or store and a woman would pass by I’d look at him and see him stare at her ass with sadness in his eyes then he’d scream and make a mess of himself and I’d ignore him becuase I knew he was self destructing and trying to demolish himself becuase he knew he couldn’t fuck that ass

This could be an allegory

 

[asdvek]

He sounds like he has some type of mental illness like down syndrome or schizophrenia

Knowing OP, this story is probably real, and not larp, so JFL.