Hearing people slay irl isn't hot

[Martyokart]

Unless you're heavy into that kinda thing I guess

Roommate came back wasted from Memorial Day cookout with gf. Started plowing with door open while I'm in a Zoom meeting with my door open. I'm like no way. So I get up and awkwardly close my door. It's just weird when they know you're home and don't give a fuck at all. Go for it a little quieter or something but to come home wasted in your mid 20s and start fucking loud with someone else home is unreal

 

[stevielake]

@FailedNormieManlet would've put that inconsiderate bastard in a chokehold until he passed out and proceeded to fuck his gf over his unconscious corpse

 

[Martyokart]

@FailedNormieManlet would've put that inconsiderate bastard in a chokehold until he passed out and proceeded to fuck his gf over his unconscious corpse

Appropriate reaction

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

Is she hot? Pics bro

Did your coworkers on the Zoom call hear anything? JFL

 

[stevielake]

@FailedNormieManlet would've put that inconsiderate bastard in a chokehold until he passed out and proceeded to fuck his gf over his unconscious corpse

@Vermilioncore Hmm, maybe we should do this, assuming you already haven't

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Unless you're heavy into that kinda thing I guess

Roommate came back wasted from Memorial Day cookout with gf. Started plowing with door open while I'm in a Zoom meeting with my door open. I'm like no way. So I get up and awkwardly close my door. It's just weird when they know you're home and don't give a fuck at all. Go for it a little quieter or something but to come home wasted in your mid 20s and start fucking loud with someone else home is unreal

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[Lars]

just moan harder to show dominance and ruin their time

 

[incel194012940]

this means they don't respect you.
brutal

 

[bogii]

Unless you're heavy into that kinda thing I guess

Roommate came back wasted from Memorial Day cookout with gf. Started plowing with door open while I'm in a Zoom meeting with my door open. I'm like no way. So I get up and awkwardly close my door. It's just weird when they know you're home and don't give a fuck at all. Go for it a little quieter or something but to come home wasted in your mid 20s and start fucking loud with someone else home is unreal

must be suifuel to be hearing that

 

[Deleted member 8365]

just moan harder to show dominance and ruin their time

When I close my eyes I can feel the visuals expand with my mind like a seed with fractal roots.

Getting louder brighter and more complex.

And I can feel my mind add a higher spacial dimension like I feel 4d.

I can feel every neuron in my Brain are firing with musical rythem at once.

After I stop feeling like I’m dying of course A wise man Eric cartman once said “my brain just keeps jacking off”

 

[Lars]

When I close my eyes I can feel the visuals expand with my mind like a seed with fractal roots.

Getting louder brighter and more complex.

And I can feel my mind add a higher spacial dimension like I feel 4d.

I can feel every neuron in my Brain are firing with musical rythem at once.

After I stop feeling like I’m dying of course A wise man Eric cartman once said “my brain just keeps jacking off”

hahaha i love this text is it from somewhere?

 

[Deleted member 8365]

hahaha i love this text is it from somewhere?

r/LSD

 

[Lars]

r/LSD

gonna do first time LSD this summer

 

[Deleted member 8365]

gonna do first time LSD this summer

 

[Martyokart]

must be suifuel to be hearing that

Hearing friends have loud sex when you're chilling is the same as trying to communicate with a hammered person when you're sober. Insanely obnoxious when you're not in the mood to deal with it

 

[444]

but to come home wasted in your mid 20s and start fucking loud with someone else home is unreal

what's wrong with doing it in your mid 20s?

 

[Deleted member 17763]

this means they don't respect you.
brutal

Ehh no one accurately thinks about their surroundings or other people when they’re super fucked up. Doesn’t necessarily mean anything other than that they were just hammered

 

[Martyokart]

what's wrong with doing it in your mid 20s?

It's not even that we're in our mid 20s tbh it's just that we're not 18 yo college kids anymore so it's not funny. Like fuuuck man I get it's not easy but at least try to close the door or cover her mouth or SOMETHING it was so cringe

 

[Lars]

It's not even that we're in our mid 20s tbh it's just that we're not 18 yo college kids anymore so it's not funny. Like fuuuck man I get it's not easy but at least try to close the door or cover her mouth or SOMETHING it was so cringe

yeah flexxing is cringe

 

[Martyokart]

Is she hot? Pics bro

Did your coworkers on the Zoom call hear anything? JFL

Ahah I guess she's aight

So I had on headphones and couldn't really hear outside my room, but roommate and gf stumbled upstairs laughing loud as shit so I'm already lowkey annoyed. Then like 15 mins pass and my headphones are still on but 2 people in the meeting started smiling and then I heard a giga moan so I'm like holy shit there's no way this is real life rn. I get so embarrassed over stuff like that lmao cringing my ass off thinking about it rn. I'm positive my parents heard me hook up once when I lived at home but they understood so it's not AS cringe. but this was just next level embarrassing

 

[444]

It's not even that we're in our mid 20s tbh it's just that we're not 18 yo college kids anymore so it's not funny. Like fuuuck man I get it's not easy but at least try to close the door or cover her mouth or SOMETHING it was so cringe

jfl so you're only allowed to have sex if you're 18 ok. i hope they fuck all night loudly and you can't sleep for weeks

 

[Martyokart]

jfl so you're only allowed to have sex if you're 18 ok. i hope they fuck all night loudly and you can't sleep for weeks

Yeah for sure we'll pretend that's what I said

 

[Deleted member 16853]

nigga, if they were doing it while you had your door open. It means they wanted you to join in shmd, the things non Nt users miss out on

 

[andy9432]

I remember my brother do this to me just to make me jealous

 

[Martyokart]

I remember my brother do this to me just to make me jealous

Absolutely brutal