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Does anybody know how to play this game and get decent at it fast? Its very complicated and all the tutorials are hours long. Is it worth it to learn?

Tag autistic map painting niggas you know
 
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@Mess
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Never played it so idk of all video gaymes I only play dota2
 
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Bump negroids
 
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Bump for autistic teenage white boys
 
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How do you know that I play such games lol? Ok ngl I play such kind of games but idk how to play hoi4 honestly
I could have sworn I saw something about you playing ck2 a couple months ago idk tho
 
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I will buy the game and start playing it somewhere in the next few days since Steam has it on sale until the 27th.
 
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Play as germany and if you read history in school do exactly as hitler did. Use the Rhineland focus to rearm quickly like how it happened it real life. Blitzkrieg tactics. Fast tanks and motorized infantry. Anschluss of Austria and Fate of Czechoslovakia focus to annex them both without a war. Attack Poland first, then focus on France and the USSR.

Consolidate your forces and move in a line. Also build a large air force and navy before you finish annexation of France. You will need it to annex Britain or atleast keep them at bay. After USSR is done invade Britain. Then research long range bombers to finish USA. Last but not least also appoint @deadstock as your chief military advisor
 
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Play as germany and if you read history in school do exactly as hitler did. Use the Rhineland focus to rearm quickly like how it happened it real life. Blitzkrieg tactics. Fast tanks and motorized infantry. Anschluss of Austria and Fate of Czechoslovakia to annex them both without a wat. Attack Poland first, then focus on France and the USSR. Consolidate your forces and move in a line. Also build a large air force and navy before you finish annexation of France. You will need it because to annex Britain or atleast keep them at bay. After USSR is done invaded Britain. Then research long range bombers to finish USA. Last but not least also appoint @deadstock as your chief military advisor
Fuck nigga i dont know how to do that theres 100 pop ups
 
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just play and then you'll get used to it. This is how I learnt eu4
Alr I will try. Should I do Italy or germany. They say Italy is the best to learn
 
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Fuck nigga i dont know how to do that theres 100 pop ups
You'll get used to it. You can also play as the US if you want to play at your own pace. US is protected by the pacific and atlantic with huge industries. Mid Gane the US becomes very powerful. You can make a lot more mistakes playing as US but germany is better for a quick victory.
 
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Play as germany and if you read history in school do exactly as hitler did. Use the Rhineland focus to rearm quickly like how it happened it real life. Blitzkrieg tactics. Fast tanks and motorized infantry. Anschluss of Austria and Fate of Czechoslovakia focus to annex them both without a war. Attack Poland first, then focus on France and the USSR.

Consolidate your forces and move in a line. Also build a large air force and navy before you finish annexation of France. You will need it to annex Britain or atleast keep them at bay. After USSR is done invaded Britain. Then research long range bombers to finish USA. Last but not least also appoint @deadstock as your chief military advisor
What's so funny nigga? @Bars @cobicado901
 
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Alr I will try. Should I do Italy or germany. They say Italy is the best to learn
You can play as anything and still learn nigga. It's just that a few countries suit different playing styles. Germany is better for quick victory, US better for survival, USSR for easy defence, UK for naval warfare and Japan if you think you are some pro.
 
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You can play as anything and still learn nigga. It's just that a few countries suit different playing styles. Germany is better for quick victory, US better for survival, USSR for easy defence, UK for naval warfare and Japan if you think you are some pro.
Nigga this shit is so overwhelming. Its nothing like ck3
 
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Doesn't matter
Playing as Japan is pretty hard tho. Limited resources and you'll face China early and clash with the superpowr US mid game which will be a major pain in the ass until the end. You also need to dominate the pacific and defend your islands from US air raids which is resource intensive. I wouldn't recommend Japan for a newbie.
 
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Playing as Japan is pretty hard tho. Limited resources and you'll face China early and clash with the superpowr US mid game which will be a major pain in the ass until the end. You also need to dominate the pacific and defend your islands from US air raids which is resource intensive. I wouldn't recommend Japan for a newbie.
Let him experience it
 
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I will buy the game and start playing it somewhere in the next few days since Steam has it on sale until the 27th.
to op as well. do not buy the fucking game or play it. you will waste countless hours on a completely bullshit larp game while you could actually be doing something meaningful or useful. talking from experience
 
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Playing as Japan is pretty hard tho. Limited resources and you'll face China early and clash with the superpowr US mid game which will be a major pain in the ass until the end. You also need to dominate the pacific and defend your islands from US air raids which is resource intensive. I wouldn't recommend Japan for a newbie.
bro japan is so easy nigger, vanilla hoi4 is a literal joke
 
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to op as well. do not but he fucking game or play it. you will waste countless hours on a completely bullshit larp game while you could actually be doing something meaningful or useful. talking from experience
What else am I supposed to be doing
 
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What else am I supposed to be doing
anything but. if i spent even 10% of the time on that game on something meaningful my life would be far better
 
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to op as well. do not buy the fucking game or play it. you will waste countless hours on a completely bullshit larp game while you could actually be doing something meaningful or useful. talking from experience
My friend showed me this comment last week, I caged so fucking hard :lul:
HOI4
 
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What do you play then?
i quit bro its a literal steamroll everytime and i wasted too much time

like as japan you just at the start spam collabs on china make some decent pushing divisions and china war is done by 39 at the latest. then for navy you just spam light attack destroyers and cruisers and the ai navy is gonna get raped. literally there is no challenge just a waste of time. unironically if i spent all my time on hoi4 instead on watching hamza my life would be so much better rn
 
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i quit bro its a literal steamroll everytime and i wasted too much time

like as japan you just at the start spam collabs on china make some decent pushing divisions and china war is done by 39 at the latest. then for navy you just spam light attack destroyers and cruisers and the ai navy is gonna get raped. literally there is no challenge just a waste of time. unironically if i spent all my time on hoi4 instead on watching hamza my life would be so much better rn
Like what mods did you play with hoi4 to call it vanilla?
 
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why are you laughing bud? that shit is seriously addicting if you wanna have any chance of doing something good in life do not buy it
Can't wait to play as Germany and conquer the world :ogre:
 
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>HOI4

I’ve been summoned.
 
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Can't wait to play as Germany and conquer the world :ogre:
oh buddy. please bro dont do this to yourself its a drug that society has glorified as an acceptable past time hobby
 
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its over for all of us, im gonna delete it now
I did so as well, for my sanity I had to.

The unhealthy amount of knowledge I know to do with that game is astounding.
 
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I did so as well, for my sanity I had to.

The unhealthy amount of knowledge I know to do with that game is astounding.
how many hours?
 
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in the late game yes. just dont play it its a giant autistic headache and will fuck your life over
I've heard people on reddit complaining about it all the time. Tell me what's so headache inducing about it?
 
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