Height is not important

[Dr. Bludy]

Im 5'6 n slay hookers every night

 

[Deleted member 31457]

I'm too ugly for hookers

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I'm too ugly for hookers

Noway

 

[Deleted member 30325]

I'm too ugly for hookers

No one is too ugly for a degenerate bitch

 

[Dr. Bludy]

No one is too ugly for a degenerate bitch

Dont listen to this guy he literally looks like sean o pry

 

[Kamui]

I know a guy who’s 4’2 and slays

 

[Deleted member 31457]

I know a guy who’s 4’2 and slays

Lies

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I know a guy who’s 4’2 and slays

Where do you live ?? In hobbitland

 

[Deleted member 30325]

Where do you live ?? In hobbitland

Blud is a 4'2 giant in Smurf Village

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Noway

I ordered one and when I opened the door the girl just froze and raised her eyebrows in fear and just tilted her head down and turned around

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I ordered one and when I opened the door the girl just froze and raised her eyebrows in fear and just tilted her head down and turned around

Idont know what to say ...

 

[Deleted member 31457]

I ordered one and when I opened the door the girl just froze and raised her eyebrows in fear and just tilted her head down and turned around

That was a lie btw but it wouldn't surprise me if this did happen

Girls always give me that raised eyebrow stare of fear like a deer in the headlights it makes me feel not human

 

[Dr. Bludy]

That was a lie btw but it wouldn't surprise me if this did happen

Girls always give me that raised eyebrow stare of fear like a deer in the headlights it makes me feel not human

Damn u got me! Slippin jimmy type shitinnit

 

[Deleted member 20399]

I ordered one and when I opened the door the girl just froze and raised her eyebrows in fear and just tilted her head down and turned around

no u didnt

 

[Kamui]

Where do you live ?? In hobbitland

Proxima Centauri B

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Proxima Centauri B

ShutYo saul goodman aaah up that aint a real city

 

[Vermilioncore]

I ordered one and when I opened the door the girl just froze and raised her eyebrows in fear and just tilted her head down and turned around

“Ordered one” mofo said. Like he’s getting pizza delivered to his home

 

[LaIcriday]

I know a guy who’s 4’2 and slays

I know a 5’3 bald indian janitor and literally every foid is thirsting for him

 

[Deleted member 31457]

“Ordered one” mofo said. Like he’s getting pizza delivered to his home

Well both end up in the freezer

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Well both end up in the freezer

Mf thinks hes Richard kuklinski

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Mf thinks hes Richard kuklinski

Wtf? So random and specific jfl I never heard of him before. Blud was born in 1935

 

[YabadiDabado]

I know a guy who’s 4'2 and slays

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Blud is a 4'2 giant in Smurf Village

Geomaxxing from hobbit land to smurf village.