Height mogged my company CEO to death

[BritneySpearsfan]

So I walk into the bathroom to take a piss and stand right next to the company CEO. (He is like 5'9)

The mogg was brutal ngl. I felt it even from 6 inches above him...


Once I inform the board of what happened i'm sure they will elect me as CEO

Height > Status

 

[Crescogenic]

Delusional

 

[Thushespokeofit]

.

 

[Deleted member 685]

Damn

 

[SeiGun]

COPE, your CEO manlet probably fuck you girlfriend while you working for him

 

[BigBiceps]

So I walk into the bathroom to take a piss and stand right next to the company CEO. (He is like 5'9)

The mogg was brutal ngl. I felt it even from 6 inches above him...


Once I inform the board of what happened i'm sure they will elect me as CEO
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Height > Status

Quality post, love it

 

[Demir]

dick>height>status

 

[xForgotMyName]

So I walk into the bathroom to take a piss and stand right next to the company CEO

I would have fired you on the spot.

 

[pisslord]

The absolute madman!

 

[Deleted member 470]

slayer

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Nice, now back to wageslaving for your Jewish ceo goy

 

[currymax]

I thought OP was a manlet tho

 

[Madness]

And the mandem got it crackin again

 

[BigBoy]

its true, i was the CEO

 

[mido the slayer]

5:9 is huge next to you??

How tall are you 5:3?

 

[Ritalincel]

tinkles me

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

5:9 is huge next to you??

How tall are you 5:3?

Reading comprehension = non existent

 

[Deleted member 39]

I would have fired you on the spot.

 

[BritneySpearsfan]

I would have fired you on the spot.

There is only two urinals. Didn’t want to be a cuck and go into a stall tbh

 

[xForgotMyName]

There is only two urinals. Didn’t want to be a cuck and go into a stall tbh

there was a study showing you always get small drops of urine bouncing back on you at the urinals.
i always go to the stall tbh ngl(might happen there too tbh ngl, i have no idea if just cope)

 

[BritneySpearsfan]

T

there was a study showing you always get small drops of urine bouncing back on you at the urinals.
i always go to the stall tbh ngl(might happen there too tbh ngl, i have no idea if just cope)

Sounds about right

 

[pls]

there was a study showing you always get small drops of urine bouncing back on you at the urinals.
i always go to the stall tbh ngl(might happen there too tbh ngl, i have no idea if just cope)

i always feel my pee faintly splashing on my feet but i guess if u pee outside itll just go on your shoes so no worries

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[xForgotMyName]

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Literally what I though OP did