Heightfrauding in socks (for sperm banks, etc)?

[Deleted member 23391]

I have a fetish for being a father, so assuming I maxx out, how can I heightfraud in socks? If I was 6' my sperm would be wanted by sperm banks and such. Could I put on some socks OVER lifts, so I can fraud on the stadiometer if they ask to measure my height? They would probably have to be some pretty thick socks and I'd have to practice balancing. Might have to file down the lifts to better accommodate the shape of the bare foot. Also need this for sex so women won't notice I frauded once I take my shoes off. 5'10.5 btw.

 

[Jhon Smith]

They can measure you barefoot you fucking retard

 

[Deleted member 23391]

They can measure you barefoot you fucking retard

They're not going to ask me to take my socks off. Nobody ever does that at a doctor's office. I just need to somehow wear 1.5" lifts while in socks and go there immediately after getting out of bed.

 

[Deleted member 26824]

They're not going to ask me to take my socks off. Nobody ever does that at a doctor's office. I just need to somehow wear 1.5" lifts while in socks and go there immediately after getting out of bed.

why do you fraud height and at a sperm bank jfl

 

[Deleted member 26990]

why do you fraud height and at a sperm bank jfl

bc woman should get short sons that they will understand short men

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Another great thread

 

[Deleted member 26824]

bc woman should get short sons that they will understand short men

no, the reason why humans got taller is because shorter men killed themself or didnt get to reproduce

 

[OGJBSLAYER]

I think all sperm banks should have an AI machine which calculates PSL points, based on the face.

8 PSL tier sperm should be sold to the highest bidder

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

bc woman should get short sons that they will understand short men

Name checks out

 

[Deleted member 26990]

no, the reason why humans got taller is because shorter men killed themself or didnt get to reproduce

Actually its bc of milk, calciummaxxing aint a cope

 

[Deleted member 26990]

Name checks out

yes, im 5'4

 

[Deleted member 26824]

Actually its bc of milk, calciummaxxing aint a cope

yes, im 5'4

whatever helps you cope

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

yes, im 5'4

Mirin 8 inch sock lift contraption plans

Best of luck to ya

 

[Deleted member 28904]

Get LL to troll them