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DUDE, I just LOVE the FREEDOM and PEACE of small-town America, man, it’s so REAL, none of that woke city bullshit out here. You gotta come down to my single-wide—it’s got a Trump 2024 flag, a gun rack in the living room, and a "Don’t Tread on Me" doormat that I bought off Facebook Marketplace. We can crack open some warm Busch Lights, sit in plastic lawn chairs on my gravel driveway, and talk about how America’s gone soft while watching Yellowstone reruns at full volume.
And DUDE, DUDE, DUDE—we HAVE GOTTA hit up Big Ray’s Bait & Beer, my guy—listen here, right, it’s a BAR where REAL MEN who do REAL WORK go to DRINK. BUT!!! It’s also got dollar wings on Thursdays, and Big Ray lets us smoke inside ‘cause the government ain't tellin' him what to do. Speaking of which, Linda is finally off probation, so we’re thinking about buying an RV and livin’ off the grid—except, you know, we still need WiFi for my Telegram group where we post our Q theories
And HELL YEAH, we’re havin’ another kid—because Linda tubes grew back or somethin’, and Jesus says contraception is for liberals. I am FREAKIN' JACKED, BROTHER, I’m gonna slam this Coors Banquet, and pop open ANOTHER ONE!!!
