Help a subhuman out

[OriginalGecko]

can anyone tell me my features ("your ipd is horrid" for example)
and tell me how to improve them, and a haircut recommendation will be nice if y'all can

 

[Fleisch]

Just delete ur page

 

[mads007]

beard

 

[OriginalGecko]

Just delete ur page

dont feel like it

 

[adpsl]

main flaws - nose, long midface, lower third (philtrum too long)
try a different haircut that covers your forehead, fix your coloring for now

 

[adpsl]

also post a side profile so i can help you effectively