[HELP BROHS]Fightmaxxing guide?

[Deleted member 5927]

HELLO BITCHES

So 2 days ago my mom told me to kill myself when I told her I thought I had a health issue. She told me this when I was already late to work and feeling horrible. It made me very very sad and then a retarded nigger in his shitbox car ran a stop sign, then slowed down to 30 in front of me. I got pissed and gave him 2 middle fingers and so he slammed on the brakes, got out real quick, and was on my driver's side window bashing my fucking mirror in like 3 seconds. He tried pulling me out but luckily my Infiniti is new as shit and so it automatically locks the doors whenever I get moving and he couldn't open it.

I fucking slammed into reverse and then floored it in the grass to go around him since it was a 1 land road. He was a dumb middle age nigger with a hunting knife on his side so I didn't want to fight. I have zero fighting experience but also I was really messed up mentally from being SUPER late to work, almost running out of gas, and my mom told me to die.

If I ever get in a fight how do I not get my ass kicked. I'm a lanklet and I have a pocket knife if that helps. I have long arms.

 

[Deleted member 4106]

Do one of these martial arts mma, kickboxing, muay thay. These are fights that will really prepare you for a street fight
Stay away from things like kung fu, karate, jiu jitsu, they only prepare you for a type of situation, and it does not represent a real street fight.
Starting from there is just effort.
Do gymmaxing and cardio to help you.

 

[Deleted member 7173]

I personally pocket Knife Maxx, especially since I live in a shit part of town with many roided niggers hogging up the roads. My knife is actually an illegal switchblade so it's pretty nice ngl

 

[goat2x]

I personally pocket Knife Maxx, especially since I live in a shit part of town with many roided niggers hogging up the roads. My knife is actually an illegal switchblade so it's pretty nice ngl

stabbing someone = years in prison
you need to learn how to fight first and if they take out the knife then you can take it out too

 

[Deleted member 7173]

stabbing someone = years in prison
you need to learn how to fight first and if they take out the knife then you can take it out too

You mirin bro?

 

[goat2x]

You mirin bro?
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not really these are weak
i wanna buy a gun but its very strict in eu

 

[Deleted member 7173]

not really these are weak
i wanna buy a gun but its very strict in eu

Funny story- My idiot father got arrested in London for bringing like a 6 inch switchblade to their airport. He got sent to their jail for a few days jfl while we were supposed to be on vacation

 

[Deleted member 5694]

Why tf did ur own mom tell you to kill yourself jfl. Anyway, as a tall guy I tend to just try kneeing people’s heads or if they’re tall themselves wrap your arms around theirs and headbutt their face with the top of your skull

 

[goat2x]

Funny story- My idiot father got arrested in London for bringing like a 6 inch switchblade to their airport. He got sent to their jail for a few days jfl while we were supposed to be on vacation

yeah eucels are fucked up with any kind of weapon

 

[Baldingman1998]

Do cardio and build muscle obviously. And Martial arts/training help alot as well. But at the end of the day if your adrinaline is not sky high you should avoid fights. Only if you feel very angry (not blinded by anger or you get dropped vs good fighter) but like enough to numb the pain/hit with greater force than you usually can. Idk if you haven't gone into many fights before it can get messy. Especially if they guy is armed or he keeps fucking you over after you get knocked out. Some people don't give a fuck and would keep hammering at an unconscious foe. Better to avoid fights if possible unless likely hood to win is high

 

[Captain_Collagen]

Just unleash your aspie rage srs

Raw aggression wins most fights

If not then train mma for 3-5 years and have a fitness regime that focuses on explosive lower body power, upper body strength strength and agility

 

[Chadelite]

jfl never hit ur mom u stupid coward

you wouldn't hit a 7ft 300lb jacked guy so don't hit her she cares about you more than anyone

jfl

but yes im gonna be training mma starting this year inshaAllah

 

[Deleted member 7173]

Btw @Native the way you write ur stories are funny af. You can probaly social circle Maxx with your humor ngl

 

[Deleted member 39]

HELLO BITCHES

So 2 days ago my mom told me to kill myself when I told her I thought I had a health issue. She told me this when I was already late to work and feeling horrible. It made me very very sad and then a retarded nigger in his shitbox car ran a stop sign, then slowed down to 30 in front of me. I got pissed and gave him 2 middle fingers and so he slammed on the brakes, got out real quick, and was on my driver's side window bashing my fucking mirror in like 3 seconds. He tried pulling me out but luckily my Infiniti is new as shit and so it automatically locks the doors whenever I get moving and he couldn't open it.

I fucking slammed into reverse and then floored it in the grass to go around him since it was a 1 land road. He was a dumb middle age nigger with a hunting knife on his side so I didn't want to fight. I have zero fighting experience but also I was really messed up mentally from being SUPER late to work, almost running out of gas, and my mom told me to die.

If I ever get in a fight how do I not get my ass kicked. I'm a lanklet and I have a pocket knife if that helps. I have long arms.

Please don't accept this humiliation. Find out who that guy was, and fucking end his life. He deserves it. Get a gun if possible.

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Watch some mcgregor highlights thats all you need nibba THE GOAT THE CHAMP CHAMP THE NOTORIOUS

 

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[GigaMogger]

If I ever get in a fight how do I not get my ass kicked. I'm a lanklet and I have a pocket knife if that helps. I have long arms.

Punch them in the throat

 

[Swolepenisman]

I live in America so I keep a switchblade and a black market untraceable pistol in my car

 

[Strafe]

I live in America so I keep a switchblade and a black market untraceable pistol in my car

Or just live in a stand your ground state and kill him completely legally with your .45

 

[Deleted member 6400]

buy a boxing bag and go train boxing in any local spot and also running is important if you cant handle the situation

 

[Swolepenisman]

Or just live in a stand your ground state and kill him completely legally with your .45

I'm not old enough to legally carry and I am mixed up with drug dealers and shitty ppl so I bought a stolen pistol for in case I ever have to murder one of the fucks

 

[tdawg]

Please don't accept this humiliation. Find out who that guy was, and fucking end his life. He deserves it. Get a gun if possible.

this. hapas and y pepo need to fight back against BBC tyranny

 

[Captain_Collagen]

I'm not old enough to legally carry and I am mixed up with drug dealers and shitty ppl so I bought a stolen pistol for in case I ever have to murder one of the fucks

 

[Swolepenisman]

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FBI is terrorist group especially CIA

 

[Deleted member 6273]

Watch some mcgregor highlights thats all you need nibba THE GOAT THE CHAMP CHAMP THE NOTORIOUS

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Shut the fuck up he wasn't even training properly for this fight jfl drinking whiskey while in training camp mcgregor has way more skill if there would be a rematch mcgregor would knock him out in the first round trust me

 

[Deleted member 6867]

Shut the fuck up he wasn't even training properly for this fight jfl drinking whiskey while in training camp mcgregor has way more skill if there would be a rematch mcgregor would knock him out in the first round trust me

Competing at the highest level talent beats hard work and Khabib's wrestling talent can't be beaten by Conor's striking talent it is what it is

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Competing at the highest level talent beats hard work and Khabib's wrestling talent can't be beaten by Conor's striking talent it is what it is

Nah nigga trust me mcgregor would smoke him in a rematch nobody can beat hungry and focused mcgregor

 

[Deleted member 6867]

Nah nigga trust me mcgregor would smoke him in a rematch nobody can beat hungry and focused mcgregor

Khabib has never lost a round in his career

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Khabib has never lost a round in his career

He has against Conor in 3rd round

 

[Deleted member 6273]

He has against Conor in 3rd round

No

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

No

Yes jfl just Google it he won the third

 

[Deleted member 6273]

Yes jfl just Google it he won the third

Ok shit didn't know that. Anyway he was still pushed around like a ragdoll in that fight. McGregor's ground game is absolutely atrocious even when he fought chad mendez.

 

[animus]

HELLO BITCHES

So 2 days ago my mom told me to kill myself when I told her I thought I had a health issue. She told me this when I was already late to work and feeling horrible. It made me very very sad and then a retarded nigger in his shitbox car ran a stop sign, then slowed down to 30 in front of me. I got pissed and gave him 2 middle fingers and so he slammed on the brakes, got out real quick, and was on my driver's side window bashing my fucking mirror in like 3 seconds. He tried pulling me out but luckily my Infiniti is new as shit and so it automatically locks the doors whenever I get moving and he couldn't open it.

I fucking slammed into reverse and then floored it in the grass to go around him since it was a 1 land road. He was a dumb middle age nigger with a hunting knife on his side so I didn't want to fight. I have zero fighting experience but also I was really messed up mentally from being SUPER late to work, almost running out of gas, and my mom told me to die.

If I ever get in a fight how do I not get my ass kicked. I'm a lanklet and I have a pocket knife if that helps. I have long arms.

Getting in a fight is almost never worth it tbh. Although I definitely recommend doing some kind of functional martial art (MMA, BJJ, Muay Thai). Shit can go wrong even if you are trained. Get a pepper spray or some kind of non lethal self defense weapon.

 

[Deleted member 5927]

Getting in a fight is almost never worth it tbh. Although I definitely recommend doing some kind of functional martial art (MMA, BJJ, Muay Thai). Shit can go wrong even if you are trained. Get a pepper spray or some kind of non lethal self defense weapon.

Should I buy bear spray and just keep it in the glovebox for situations like this jfl

 

[animus]

Should I buy bear spray and just keep it in the glovebox for situations like this jfl

Thats exactly what I do.

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Ok shit didn't know that. Anyway he was still pushed around like a ragdoll in that fight. McGregor's ground game is absolutely atrocious even when he fought chad mendez.

He improved a lot, his takedown defense is very underrated tbh. I think if he comes back he has a very high chance of winning against khabib, he had a lot of personal issues like rape allegations and so on leading to the fight also after the Mayweather fight he just became losse he only partied , drank his whiskey and didnt even train mma, just look at that Alvarez fight that was absolutely prime Conor there he made Alvarez look like an amateur, also looking back to that Chad mendes he was knocked out in the second round tho XD

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

Plus Mcgregor had a foot injury in that khabib fight if the roles had been reversed and khabib would have had that foot injury he would have pulled out of the fight guaranteed

 

[sloful]

act like a mentalcel and go ape shit on his face

 

[DownUnderCopeAttack]

Late to the party here.
I could talk for hours about the fighting.

You have two options, the easiest is to pick one style (BJJ/Wrestling/Muay Thai) and get good at it. This is the most time effective to me. You attend two to three classes a week. Get good and learn.

the other, is MMA. It’s the most effective, but requires insane commitment. It’s tough on the body, and has one of the worst entries.

I could go on, but that’s the long story short.

 

[Chinese godfather778]

jfl never hit ur mom u stupid coward

you wouldn't hit a 7ft 300lb jacked guy so don't hit her she cares about you more than anyone

jfl

but yes im gonna be training mma starting this year inshaAllah

Allah well reward those who fight in his name for good sake

 

[Serial Coomer]

Do one of these martial arts mma, kickboxing, muay thay. These are fights that will really prepare you for a street fight
Stay away from things like kung fu, karate, jiu jitsu, they only prepare you for a type of situation, and it does not represent a real street fight.
Starting from there is just effort.
Do gymmaxing and cardio to help you.

Agreed, i did taekwondo (based for leg flexibility) kung fu (learned nothing) and krav maga (instructor put also mma notions in it so i learned everyhing there)

 

[Inscol]

Late to the party here.
I could talk for hours about the fighting.

You have two options, the easiest is to pick one style (BJJ/Wrestling/Muay Thai) and get good at it. This is the most time effective to me. You attend two to three classes a week. Get good and learn.

the other, is MMA. It’s the most effective, but requires insane commitment. It’s tough on the body, and has one of the worst entries.

I could go on, but that’s the long story short.

Is Muay Thai good for beating up normies in the street? Also what's the most effective fighting style for badly injuring someone?

 

[Truecel14]

There is really no point in fighting. Also don't fucking fight a guy with a knife, there is almost no way you win that.

 

[chaddyboi66]

Krav Maga is bullshit. A 10 week program for new IDF recruits to learn "aggressionl."

Basically an overly milked out "self-defense system" made by some greedy Jews, just learn MMA if your serious about defending yourself

Edit: OP just buy a gun you'd be stupid not to after all the riots.

 

[Deleted member 5061]

Dide theres nothing to prove, just runawaymaxx if the guy is same weight or bigger than you. If the guy is smaller and less weight than you, then you can fight.

its not about being able to beat everyone, thats impossible. Its about picking the right fights. Notice how noone will ever provoke a head who is a head taller than them and at leat 20kg heavier. Men only provoke other men who are smaller and lighter most of the time.

 

[Deleted member 7313]

Combat is unnecessary like 90% of the time, but I understanding learning martial arts for those few situations when you need to protect someone. If you're with your foid, getting into a random street fight, even if you win, isn't impressing her, it's kinda showing you're barbaric and have no control. Be civil most of the time and laugh off if someone tries to tussle for a silly reason like in this case, but if you're in a dangerous situation and you have to protect yourself or others then fight freely. I've been wrestling maxxed and did jiu jitsu and I've gotten into a few situations where I could have put some heavy damage on someone but shrugged it off, it's the best idea

 

[DownUnderCopeAttack]

Is Muay Thai good for beating up normies in the street? Also what's the most effective fighting style for badly injuring someone?

Muay Thai is very good, but every Art has a high start up time. In Bjj, you suck but get good about two years in. In Muay Thai, you become a killing machine, but your body has to be trained to take crazy amounts of punishment.

you skip rope, train your shins by kicking a bag. Your elbows become raw and the skin peels from practicing slashing with your elbows on a bag. When you shower all your open wounds burn.

everyone should practice an art.

 

[Mr.cope]

Get a personal trainer guides by itself wont be shit without practice

 

[DownUnderCopeAttack]

Get a personal trainer guides by itself wont be shit without practice

100%.
It’s tough but worth it. You burn a ton of calories, make friends, and it’s amazing stress release.