HELP GTFIH - My parents found my looksmaxxing things

[soapbubble]

Holy shit I’m actually panicking right now, read all

Earlier today, my mom used parental controls on my phone and removed access to internet. I didn’t think anything of it, just because she’s the type to do that kind of thing. Very overbearing always so i didn’t really care, and she told me she didn’t want to talk to me about it. Again she does this on and off a lot so whatever.

I went to the cabinet in my room where I keep all of my looksmaxxing things, and realized the 60+ tablets of oral minoxidil I had are missing. Holy fuck. At that point I realized why my mom was acting so cold. What do I even do? I don’t even think I’ll be able to deliver packages to our house anymore without my mom suspecting anything, and i know about the other methods to get packages past parents but they’re complicated and often expensive. My mom and dad are out on a walk rn, so I’m not sure what to do when they get back. They already know I’m very insecure about my appearance, and are probably going to do a shit ton to make sure I can’t get anything else. Not to mention she’s going to scream at me like a harpy once she gets home. Shit

@Brava @Kara @theblueprints @xzylecrey @Psocho

 

[soapbubble]

they just got home, i turned the shower on so they think im unavailable rn

I should’ve hid the tablets better wtf is wrong with me

 

[theblueprints]

this is why you have packages shipped to your local post office, gl tho

 

[Applejack]

Man you are fucked

 

[Ahmed88]

Why do your parents even think oral minoxidil is bad?

 

[Psocho]

you can hide, you can run but destiny arrives all the same

your getting cooked when they get back.

 

[soapbubble]

Why di your parents even think oral minoxidil is bad?

It’s a prescription medicine that can impact the heart in some cases, they’re brainwashed and probably think it’ll kill me

What do I even say? I want to lie tbh but there’s no way out of this

you can hide, you can run but destiny arrives all the same

your getting cooked when they get back.

they’re downstairs rn, they think i’m in the shower

they just got home, i turned the shower on so they think im unavailable rn

I should’ve hid the tablets better wtf is wrong with me

 

[htbslayeer]

Tf are supposed to do? 11 year old ass niggas taking minoxidil

 

[soapbubble]

Tf are supposed to be? 11 year old ass niggas taking minoxidil

it’s a prescription medicine, so in there heads it’s automatically bad because i don’t have a prescription, they’re incredibly bluepilled and law-abiding

 

[Overbase]

Holy shit I’m actually panicking right now, read all

Earlier today, my mom used parental controls on my phone and removed access to internet. I didn’t think anything of it, just because she’s the type to do that kind of thing. Very overbearing always so i didn’t really care, and she told me she didn’t want to talk to me about it. Again she does this on and off a lot so whatever.

I went to the cabinet in my room where I keep all of my looksmaxxing things, and realized the 60+ tablets of oral minoxidil I had are missing. Holy fuck. At that point I realized why my mom was acting so cold. What do I even do? I don’t even think I’ll be able to deliver packages to our house anymore without my mom suspecting anything, and i know about the other methods to get packages past parents but they’re complicated and often expensive. My mom and dad are out on a walk rn, so I’m not sure what to do when they get back. They already know I’m very insecure about my appearance, and are probably going to do a shit ton to make sure I can’t get anything else. Not to mention she’s going to scream at me like a harpy once she gets home. Shit

@Brava @Kara @theblueprints @xzylecrey @Psocho

Don't do nothing.

 

[soapbubble]

Don't do nothing.

lol im fucked

 

[Ahmed88]

It’s a prescription medicine that can impact the heart in some cases, they’re brainwashed and probably think it’ll kill me

What do I even say? I want to lie tbh but there’s no way out of this

Minoxidil in amounts less then 5mg no significant negative effect on the heart

 

[soapbubble]

Minoxidil in amounts less then 5mg has barely any negative effect on the heart

i’m on 2.5mg, will tell them this though

 

[Overbase]

lol im fucked

Yep. Why bother? Hide your muhmaxxing stuff elsewhere may be.

 

[soapbubble]

@Jimcel @topology @YourLocalLMTN @magneso @LTNhell63

 

[Ahmed88]

i’m on 2.5mg, will tell them this though

Yes, 2.5mg is the ideal dose
Minoxidil has no permanent side effects
And even the temporary side effects can be avoided with regular checks with smth like a bp measurer

 

[fazehamster]

Holy shit I’m actually panicking right now, read all

Earlier today, my mom used parental controls on my phone and removed access to internet. I didn’t think anything of it, just because she’s the type to do that kind of thing. Very overbearing always so i didn’t really care, and she told me she didn’t want to talk to me about it. Again she does this on and off a lot so whatever.

I went to the cabinet in my room where I keep all of my looksmaxxing things, and realized the 60+ tablets of oral minoxidil I had are missing. Holy fuck. At that point I realized why my mom was acting so cold. What do I even do? I don’t even think I’ll be able to deliver packages to our house anymore without my mom suspecting anything, and i know about the other methods to get packages past parents but they’re complicated and often expensive. My mom and dad are out on a walk rn, so I’m not sure what to do when they get back. They already know I’m very insecure about my appearance, and are probably going to do a shit ton to make sure I can’t get anything else. Not to mention she’s going to scream at me like a harpy once she gets home. Shit

@Brava @Kara @theblueprints @xzylecrey @Psocho

the fall of soapbubble

 

[JBWNeetcel]

All that over a cope that doesn't even work

 

[Mess]

It's just minoxidil? Just say that you're concerned about your hairline, but were too ashamed to ask for help.

 

[soapbubble]

It's just minoxidil? Just say that you're concerned about your hairline, but were too ashamed to ask for help.

will do

they want me to “come out of the shower” now wish me luck i’ll be with them in a few minutes

 

[soapbubble]

it’s so over

 

[soapbubble]

oh god bro

 

[_Nazareth_]

Holy shit I’m actually panicking right now, read all

Earlier today, my mom used parental controls on my phone and removed access to internet. I didn’t think anything of it, just because she’s the type to do that kind of thing. Very overbearing always so i didn’t really care, and she told me she didn’t want to talk to me about it. Again she does this on and off a lot so whatever.

I went to the cabinet in my room where I keep all of my looksmaxxing things, and realized the 60+ tablets of oral minoxidil I had are missing. Holy fuck. At that point I realized why my mom was acting so cold. What do I even do? I don’t even think I’ll be able to deliver packages to our house anymore without my mom suspecting anything, and i know about the other methods to get packages past parents but they’re complicated and often expensive. My mom and dad are out on a walk rn, so I’m not sure what to do when they get back. They already know I’m very insecure about my appearance, and are probably going to do a shit ton to make sure I can’t get anything else. Not to mention she’s going to scream at me like a harpy once she gets home. Shit

@Brava @Kara @theblueprints @xzylecrey @Psocho

my biggest fear, my mom finding my needles that’s the worst possible outcome worse than the pills at least you can explain that shit

 

[_Nazareth_]

oh god bro

Hope it goes well

 

[soapbubble]

my biggest fear, my mom finding my needles that’s the worst possible outcome worse than the pills at least you can explain that shit

wouldn’t needles be better? just claim its ghkcu or mt2 or some other objectively extremely harmless shit

Hope it goes well

pray for me

 

[soapbubble]

i’m going downstairs pray for me

 

[_Nazareth_]

wouldn’t needles be better? just claim its ghkcu or mt2 or some other harmless shit

Nah they’d think I’m taking fucking heroine or sum shit. I might be able to say it’s bpc 157 since I have an injury but my dad would still kill me cuz he’s on the board of WADA

 

[_Nazareth_]

i’m going downstairs pray for me

Holy shit nigga I’m scared tell us how it goes

 

[brotato78]

calm down now is not the time to panic prepare to lie ur ass off

say u were hiding them for a friend and fell victim to peer pressure ur their son so theyll be forgiving

if they found out ur on here u still should try and lie because itd be over either way

 

[Brava]

Are you balding already or sum? I don’t know your parent’s character but I think you might have to admit some stuff. Plus oral minoxidil isn’t even that bad. I think you can talk them out of being opposed to that

 

[chudpiller]

My mom found my stuff multiple times at this point. Here is my advice:
-Deny as much as possible. If they can’t figure out what something is, tell them it’s a supplement.
-Keep multiple stashes of the same drug for redundancy
-Get really good at hiding stuff (i hide a lot of stuff inside my pc.)
-DO NOT KEEP STUFF IN THE LABLED PACKAGE! You can always larp it as something more tame. I transfer all my orals to supplement bottles for this reason.

 

[_Nazareth_]

You can always larp it as something more tame. I transfer all my orals to supplement bottles for this reason.

Exactly, I can just say it was vitamins, meds, or minoxidil or sum shit not fucking pregab