dexamphethamine
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Dude my colon has made bullying me its full-time job. Just saying it out loud makes me worry I really can’t even remember the last time I had smooth and normal bowel movement. Every time I sit down on the toilet it’s like I’m dragged into Ausschwitz with my intestines, and they’re always doomed to get gassed inside. Nothing comes out and my guts won’t cooperate at all. I just sit there stiff, sweating all over from the stress, doomscrolling org and redgifs. When I’m fully out of options I even beg master in my head to help me out. The only sound ringing in my ears is the hum of the bathroom exhaust fan and fullblown Tinitus because of my bloodpressure. I can’t pick up even the slightest hint that my intestines are about to move.
I wish so badly I could be normal again, go to the bathroom calmly and smoothly, without having to suffer through this agony. This constipation has spiraled completely out of control, there’s no fixing it at all. I eat every meal on time, I never skimp on the food I put into my body, but my body’s response? It straight up welded the exit for waste shut. Everything I eat only goes in, never comes out, it’s all blocked up inside me and can’t get out.
At this point even the concept of taking a normal shit sounds luxurious. People wake up, drink coffee, smoke, take a dump and continue with their day like nothing happened. Meanwhile Im on the verge of killing myself because I can not shit.
I’m not trying to do some insane laxative abuse or shit myself into another dimension. I just need something sensible that actually gets things moving because this is becoming absurd. If i finally take a massive shit I might genuinely come out of the bathroom reborn with better posture, clearer vision, and severly underweight.
Doods istg Shitting is underrated, protect your ability to shit at all costs.
I wish so badly I could be normal again, go to the bathroom calmly and smoothly, without having to suffer through this agony. This constipation has spiraled completely out of control, there’s no fixing it at all. I eat every meal on time, I never skimp on the food I put into my body, but my body’s response? It straight up welded the exit for waste shut. Everything I eat only goes in, never comes out, it’s all blocked up inside me and can’t get out.
At this point even the concept of taking a normal shit sounds luxurious. People wake up, drink coffee, smoke, take a dump and continue with their day like nothing happened. Meanwhile Im on the verge of killing myself because I can not shit.
I’m not trying to do some insane laxative abuse or shit myself into another dimension. I just need something sensible that actually gets things moving because this is becoming absurd. If i finally take a massive shit I might genuinely come out of the bathroom reborn with better posture, clearer vision, and severly underweight.
Doods istg Shitting is underrated, protect your ability to shit at all costs.
