Help! I forgot how to talk to white women (need help) (tinder) (pics) (ded srs)

[Britcel]

NEVER USED TINDER IN THE UK BEFORE, WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY TO WHITE GIRLS SRS

Girl 1, age 23:

Girl 2, age 20:

Girl 3, age 23:

Girl 4, age 23 (Only one picture on profile):

Girl 5, age 25:

Girl 6, age 18:

 

[Swolepenisman]

tell them there hot af and you wanna smash tbh not looking for anyting srs

 

[Britcel]

tell them there hot af and you wanna smash tbh not looking for anyting srs

Legit son, I am not gl enough for this to guarantee me slays though

 

[2peasinapod]

none of them look british, probably all immigrants

 

[Britcel]

none of them look british, probably all immigrants

The area I live in is like 98% white, I think the 4th girl is middle Eastern though

 

[Deleted member 1546]

I’ve never had a full on convo with one

 

[Britcel]

I’ve never had a full on convo with one

What about partial discussions

 

[Deleted member 4809]

Jesus Christ, look at all these repulsive ugly cakedup whores, vomit inducing!

First girl has like 2 pounds of makeup on her face, 2 and 5 are repulsive af

I'd legit only talk to 3 and 6, maybe 1 if less makeup, BURN the rest!

No wonder you cope with gooks living in the UK, looks like the tales about UK women are real

 

[Britcel]

Jesus Christ, look at all these repulsive ugly cakedup whores, vomit inducing!

First girl has like 2 pounds of makeup on her face, 2 and 5 are repulsive af

I'd legit only talk to 3 and 6, maybe 1 if less makeup, BURN the rest!

No wonder you cope with gooks living in the UK, looks like the tales about UK women are real

Legitimate post right here

I went through 50 last night and I left swiped 70-80% of them

50% purely because of being fatties
Remaining 10-30% just because I had no attraction

 

[Pillarman]

Girl 5, age 25:

how many years is she frauding ? 10 or 15

 

[Britcel]

how many years is she frauding ? 10 or 15

She looks like she can deepthroat pretty well though

 

[Deleted member 1546]

What about partial discussions

Yeah I’ve had to do those in school

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Only go after hot girls you’re giving average joes too much validation

 

[Britcel]

Only go after hot girls you’re giving average joes too much validation

Read above posts.

All fatties and actual uggos filtered out already

I've only been on Tinder for 1 day tho and its not a new account with the fresh boost. Doubt I'll be getting swiped by many gl girls but the choice here is pretty poor.

 

[Britcel]

Girl 6 messaged

What do I say?!

 

[PersianKingdom]

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Girl 6 messaged

What do I say?!

You have to be honest. Just ask for sex; it's not like Tinder was made for anything else.

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Say girl 1 that her ass is flatter than a road

 

[LookistWorld]

God they all look so used up and disgusting. I'd rather rope than lay a finger on a tinder whore.

 

[Andros]

Your matches mog mine hard.

 

[Britcel]

You have to be honest. Just ask for sex; it's not like Tinder was made for anything else.

Idk how to do that tbh srs

Annoying thing is while I'm here I'm staying with parents so I don't have my own lair to drag her back to for some privacy

 

[PersianKingdom]

Idk how to do that tbh srs

Annoying thing is while I'm here I'm staying with parents so I don't have my own lair to drag her back to for some privacy

Just rent a hotel and tell them you're a successful businessman that travels a lot; I doubt you'll met them more than once anyways.

 

[Britcel]

Just rent a hotel and tell them you're a successful businessman that travels a lot; I doubt you'll met them more than once anyways.

I would honestly rather spend that much money on weed than the hole of an 18 y.o foid

 

[PersianKingdom]

I would honestly rather spend that much money on weed than the hole of an 18 y.o foid

Then you have your priorities set our wrong.

 

[Britcel]

Then you have your priorities set our wrong.

Probably

It's well and truely ogre for me but I'd rather buy half an ounce, there might be some cheaper ones near me to be fair

 

[PersianKingdom]

Probably

It's well and truely ogre for me but I'd rather buy half an ounce, there might be some cheaper ones near me to be fair

I hope you sit lonely, saddened about your decisions of choosing weed over pussy; maybe you'll muse of how it feels to be me for a moment. Yet, I would never choose weed over pussy, but I guess beggars can't be choosers. You seem like a prime example of a mentalcel to me.

 

[Patient A]

I would honestly rather spend that much money on weed than the hole of an 18 y.o foid

Who the fuck do you think you are where are YOUR pics

 

[PersianKingdom]

Who the fuck do you think you are where are YOUR pics

His pics:

 

[Patient A]

His pics:

That is my pic 100% verified and real

 

[Britcel]

Who the fuck do you think you are where are YOUR pics

His pics:

 

[eduardkoopman]

I've never done App/Tinder/Online dating.

I would start of, with a statement or question based on something on the picture.

Then, if they reply. Keep convo's as short as possible. And make it all about setup of a meeting. I heard there is alot of time-waisters, attention-seekers, and bored people on Tinder. Whom have no/zero intention to ever meetup. So gotta weed them out, as soon as possible.

how many years is she frauding ? 10 or 15

I must agree, she looked plenty older. Extremely much makeup. And she looks porno also.

 

[Deleted member 2854]

none of them look british, probably all immigrants

Last one looks EE but no, the rest look british, that's how brit girls look.

Britcel id just focus on no.3 she;'s the only half way decent one.

 

[2peasinapod]

Last one looks EE but no, the rest look british, that's how brit girls look.

Britcel id just focus on no.3 she;'s the only half way decent one.

none of them look british, at least not middle class white and above

i dont know about poor areas

 

[Britcel]

none of them look british, at least not middle class white and above

i dont know about poor areas

This is rural 98% white Britain

This is what brit girls look like

Last one looks EE but no, the rest look british, that's how brit girls look.

Britcel id just focus on no.3 she;'s the only half way decent one.

Yeah I liked 1, 3 and 6 but 3 the most

1 looks like a thot but in a way that I like

 

[Deleted member 2854]

none of them look british, at least not middle class white and above

i dont know about poor areas

No one on this site is middle class. You're speaking to the wrong audience. Britcel looks like a ginger chav from luton.

 

[LordGodcat]

Say girl 1 that her ass is flatter than a road

 

[Britcel]

No one on this site is middle class. You're speaking to the wrong audience. Britcel looks like a ginger chav from luton.

If I was from luton I'd be brown and love diddling primary school kids

 

[Deleted member 2854]

If I was from luton I'd be brown and love diddling primary school kids

Good point. OK substitute Luton for a white area then.

 

[Deleted member 3328]

She looks 40 jfl

 

[Nosecel]

Holy shit, girl 5 is so ugly

 

[moggingmachine]

and not a single 4+ was seen

 

[Britcel]

and not a single 4+ was seen

The quality of women on Tinder here is astoundingly bad

Just solidifies my love of Chink sloots tbh ngl

 

[moggingmachine]

The quality of women on Tinder here is astoundingly bad

Just solidifies my love of Chink sloots tbh ngl

same i fuck some bitch in japan very hot very pussy yum

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Anglo women.