HELP ME ASCEND WITH THIS TINDER FOID PLEASE

[Deleted member 16958]

Unlike the last one, she's responsive.

All I know is she's Italian and she's here on something similar to Erasmus. She's also bisexual but she looks normal and cute. But being bisexual she's probably a bit freaky which is great imo.
How do I stop being a limp dick autist and ask her out? Please fucking help, I wanna fuck her so bad.
She also lives 2km away unlike other bitches who are 100+km away.

 

[StrangerDanger]

send this
"Okay girl, do you want to go out with me?"

 

[Deleted member 16958]

send this
"Okay girl, do you want to go out with me?"
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How about I send her this instead?

 

[Deleted member 16958]

@DivineBeing help this autistic nigga out

 

[nosemaxxing]

Unlike the last one, she's responsive.

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All I know is she's Italian and she's here on something similar to Erasmus. She's also bisexual but she looks normal and cute. But being bisexual she's probably a bit freaky which is great imo.
How do I stop being a limp dick autist and ask her out? Please fucking help, I wanna fuck her so bad.
She also lives 2km away unlike other bitches who are 100+km away.

im italian too lol tell here what part of italy she is from

 

[Deleted member 16958]

im italian too lol tell here what part of italy she is from

ok should I make up something about me wanting to go to Italy too so I don't sound like a pervert? I'm actually thinking about it for the summer but idk how to use that in conversation.

 

[nosemaxxing]

ok should I make up something about me wanting to go to Italy too so I don't sound like a pervert? I'm actually thinking about it for the summer but idk how to use that in conversation.

do this, when she say where she is from, tell here you already have been there, and then i tell you something about that city

 

[Xangsane]

No. Just send her this to get straight to the point:
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Is this a morph or legit

 

[Deleted member 16958]

do this, when she say where she is from, tell here you already have been there, and then i tell you something about that city

I just said I might be going to Rome on holidays this year, idk

 

[Deleted member 16958]

send this
"Okay girl, do you want to go out with me?"
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Or if you don’t want to go too far right away this should be fine:
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Is this a morph or legit

do this, when she say where she is from, tell here you already have been there, and then i tell you something about that city

Okay she's replying to my low T autism messages. How do I get her to meet up with me? PLEASE HELP!

Is this a good time to ask her if she wants to go out for drinks or coffee?

 

[Xangsane]

Or if you don’t want to go too far right away this should be fine:
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Did Terry richardson direct this shoot

Sorry, got him confused with Terry Davis

 

[Deleted member 16958]

Okay she's replying to my low T autism messages. How do I get her to meet up with me? PLEASE HELP!

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Is this a good time to ask her if she wants to go out for drinks or coffee?

 

[Xangsane]

Terry richardson is a sex offender photographer btw

 

[Deleted member 16958]

HELP

 

[StrangerDanger]

Okay she's replying to my low T autism messages. How do I get her to meet up with me? PLEASE HELP!

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Is this a good time to ask her if she wants to go out for drinks or coffee?

 

[StrangerDanger]

 

[Deleted member 16958]

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kekd audibly irl

 

[Pendejo]

Inject T.

 

[Deleted member 3946]

Is this a good time to ask her if she wants to go out for drinks or coffee?

I felt like you should have already , and not asked about where she's from and shit. Now it's gonna be a bit awkward to go suddenly like "Oh cool , do you wanna grab a coffee sometime" . So you either have to continue talking and smooth it in or just outright say that.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

I felt like you should have already , and not asked about where she's from and shit. Now it's gonna be a bit awkward to go suddenly like "Oh cool , do you wanna grab a coffee sometime" . So you either have to continue talking and smooth it in or just outright say that.

Ah fuck. AHHHHHH.
What's one more thing I can say to close off that discussion and move onto drinks? I'm already taking ages to reply so she knows i'm an autist thinking of what to say. IT'S OVER.

 

[StrangerDanger]

kekd audibly irl

 

[Deleted member 3946]

Ah fuck. AHHHHHH.
What's one more thing I can say to close off that discussion and move onto drinks? I'm already taking ages to reply so she knows i'm an autist thinking of what to say. IT'S OVER.

"Oh that's quite cool, maybe we can then grab a coffee and I show you around the town" Idk maybe reference Rome too there somehow "we can talk about Italy" or some shit. It's already low T because of your msg, might as well keep it consistently low T

 

[Deleted member 16958]

"Oh that's quite cool, maybe we can then grab a coffee and I show you around the town" Idk maybe reference Rome too there somehow "we can talk about Italy" or some shit. It's already low T because of your msg, might as well keep it consistently low T

I just asked her out, fuck it. It's the first girl I actually messaged properly, so i'm bound to make mistakes. I'll just see what happens.
Fuck it's over.

 

[Deleted member 3946]

I just asked her out, fuck it. It's the first girl I actually messaged properly, so i'm bound to make mistakes. I'll just see what happens.
Fuck it's over.

Don't worry, just be more on point next time, it's just infinitely easier to go for date immediately and not waste your time by "caring" (making cross references/relatable experiences to what she said) . It's hard to read people online, especially females. Then you can do that stuff irl if you want that to be your approach (nothing wrong with that, as long as you dont over do it).

 

[Deleted member 16958]

She hasn't replied yet. It's over, I will suicide immediately.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

Don't worry, just be more on point next time, it's just infinitely easier to go for date immediately and not waste your time by "caring" (making cross references/relatable experiences to what she said) . It's hard to read people online, especially females. Then you can do that stuff irl if you want that to be your approach (nothing wrong with that, as long as you dont over do it).

so just ask her if she wants to go out straight away without beating around the bush?

 

[metagross]

I messaged a girl once who took forever to reply. We exchanged like 20 messages over the span of an entire week.
She took forever to reply.
At one point I was tired of waiting and asked: "Do you want to fuck?"
And she said yes.

Moral of the story: Don't overthink it if she doesn't reply immediately.

 

[Deleted member 16958]

I messaged a girl once who took forever to reply. We exchanged like 20 messages over the span of an entire week.
She took forever to reply.
At one point I was tired of waiting and asked: "Do you want to fuck?"
And she said yes.

Moral of the story: Don't overthink it if she doesn't reply immediately.

and you did? damn

 

[metagross]

and you did? damn

Yes, but it wasn't on Tinder and I am definitely not Chad.